Since apparently this has become a forum for bitching about spouses:

Why’d you string her along for such a long time?

That depends. Is his dick game, any good?

eating a salad as a full meal is like eating whispers

Well the way I heard it was that, after her ex was deported, Rutherford sent their children to visit her ex in Monaco for the summer, and he didn’t return them when summer ended. If that’s true, then that is a type of international, parent/child abduction.

When you’re making a spicy stir fry, you always want to throw some ginger in the mix.

Artistically lazy or quality time with her kid?

She has a young child and probably sees him as her top priority. So selfish.

truly great artists are all unique and create in their own way on their own time frame when they personally feel inspired?? What about that? Not that I’m an Adele fan or defending her... but come on.

Not true. In the span of the same 5 years, the stones released Beggars Banquet, Let it Bleed, Sticky Fingers and Exile on Main St, arguably some of the greatest albums in Rock history. Same time The Who put out Tommy, Who’s Next and Quadrophenia; all groundbreaking. Doors and The Police, both had their entire catalog…

“Just woke up. Did shit just get real?”

Lol, one of my favorite stories to tell about how my mother is a bit of a selfish tone-deaf idiot has to do with when she was moving house - one of the places we looked at was a four-story Victorian in York, PA, that had a huge central staircase from the top of the house to the bottom. On the top landing, I mentioned…

Depends on the chips. Good chips are key.

Always remember that the person who cheated with you will cheat on you. You’re not as special as you think.

This. “Oh, his wife just doesn’t understand him” and the million other lies women tell themselves.

OR, some people aren’t good at mating for life.

“It was just a misunderstanding and once the movie is out will be cleared up.” Is an unwatched movie like a tree in the forest?

Lets see, fat arms, fat tits, moon face, diminishing jaw definition (aka the beginnings of a double chin), the illusion of a waist as defined by a belt, and what seems to be the outline of ham hock thunder thighs? oh honey, you're obese, and if i saw you in public you'd automatically be classified as 'fat girl'. but…

Great, so now I can update my weight loss goals: