That's me pretty much right now except the crystal meth part. AA is something on my to-do list. It's just really fricking hard admitting you have a problem with alcohol at 22.

"Daunting"? Isn't that kind of what journalists/writers are supposed to do? No one's asking you to be Christiane Amanpour and go embed yourself in armed conflict but a few phone calls wouldn't go astray for a speck of originality on this site.

Wizard sleeve, much?

1. Hilarious. Love it.

Wondering which producer because I know one of the guys who produced Three Kings who talked about George having his boyfriend at the time visit him on set.

Well the smiley face just deactivates all anger.

WE DID IT!

Nobody asked all the other dicks either.

That's exactly what Fickle Fey said.

I definitely think confidence is highly underrated. Ever since I became extremely confident I get hit on far more. Or maybe I just seem more approachable now.

If you'd turn down an extra $11 for such a short-term placement, you are a bona fide idiot.

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Ok so this makes sense to me. If she spends a great deal of time in Ireland then I recant my pretentious statement.

Exactly. I moved to Australia for a working holiday for two years and didn't smoke once. Two weeks back in Ireland and I've smoked 5 packets! The culture is insane here. Over in Oz, it's so freaking hot all the time so you don't really want to and it's not social because barely anyone smokes and when you do there's a…

Wow. You should write a book about your life - your background is fascinating.

This show already exists and is called "In the Bedroom with Laura Berman". It's on OWN and it's awkward as fuck.

I've travelled a lot, lived in four different countries and of course I've heard of specialised Chinese and Japanese grocers because they're incredibly different and aren't stocked in your typical supermarket but Irish 'cuisine' is a bit laughable.

Kind of insane, isn't it? His official twitter says Lutfi though so I'd go with that.

I live in fucking Ireland, you idiot so of course we don't have "Irish stores" that hipsters can namedrop getting 'like, awesome Irish butter' like it tastes so bloody different from any other type of butter.