I'm partial to this one.

To show his appreciation for Redskins' quarterback history, McNabb intends to head butt the stadium wall tonight.

@fat-leaveher: Believe it or not, Herb Welch started at free safety in Super Bowl XXI.

@fat-leaveher: McConkey isn't in this abomination of a video. The white guy is Herb Welch.

Did somebody say nadir?

ABP(ow): Anybody but Philly (or Washington).

Tony Bernazard doesn't see what the big deal is.

That book to the left in the picture above is actually a great book.

Greg Townsend was a DE, not a TE.

Officially listed heights and weights are always inflated for little guys and diminished for the extreme fatsos.

When researching baby names for my daughter last year, I learned that the origin of Karen is Greek, and that it means "Pure One". I do not shit you.

So, Wednesday we learn that Simon & Schuster is publishing Snooki's novel. Today we learn that HarperCollins wants to publish Karen Owen. Your move, Random House.

I'm looking forward to Roach's book: [www.amazon.com]

Paul Scotland doesn't see what the big deal is.

You promise Alexia Fortunato but I bet you deliver Sondra Fortunato.

Comic sans

Pick me out a winner, Johnny.

It is unclear at this time whether Markazi identified himself as a member of the press when photographing Favre's dong.

Her name is Officer Heynow.