Retard chicken pussy is the reason why they call it KFC now.

Rosenberg was the sports editor of The Michigan Daily during the time I wrote for the paper briefly in the mid 90s. He was a supreme douche then and I imagine he's only grown douchier with age. Also, his book on Bo and Woody has 220 1-star reviews at Amazon.

Better to sleep in one's car than to sleep on a bed of nails.

@This is my Star: Jets fans'll be lucky if he turns out to be another Ken O'Brien, because it's far more likely that he'll be another Glenn Foley or Browning Nagle than another Namath. Unless, of course, you're talking about interceptions.

I hope they live mic it when Brandon's Uncle Jerry pulls the youngster aside at the next family barbecue.

Yeah, screw those privileged Upper East Side private school twat Giants fans. They're so much douchier than those privileged New Hampshire prep school twat, um, Vikings fans.

And to think the Giants dodged a bullet by selecting an absolute bust like Cedric Jones one pick earlier.

That's "B" for Ba'al Teshuva

Wolfe first developed feelings for 1001 while enrolled as a student at the Midvale School for the Gifted.

In related news, Chris Bosh has agreed to endorse Big Johnson's Surfboards.

What's crazy is that Plax is lucky. According to a press release on the Manhattan DA's website, "the bullet traveled through Burress’ leg, exited, and narrowly missed a security agent." If he hadn't "narrowly missed", he'd be looking at a much different set of charges: [manhattanda.org]

Ah, Deadspin's annual nude-iconic-New-York-centerfielder post. A grand tradition indeed. Next year, Duke Snider? The Mick? [bit.ly]

The fellow in the ripped shirt will find a way to blame this on Adam Rubin.

I'll take consolation in knowing that on the last play of his NFL career, Favre was flagged for an illegal forward pass.

How many ma'ams in your four appearances, though?

Roger Patterson gives this footage 4 stars