I learned the hard way to not to ever rubberneck. I was simply a passenger, so my attention did not need to be given to the actual task of driving. A collision had just recently occurred, dust still in the air from the off roaded vehicles. Since it was fresh, everyone was stopped, and after about 5 minutes, we slowly…

So, you are saying that an NBA player was terrified when he heard from a baby he didn't expect, so he left and will never return?

F that guy.

"Ok, let's work on your execu-speak. I'm worried about blank".

This is some serious Power Ranger style shit.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

FINNISH HER!

I've completely given up on being interesting. I just sit there quietly. Waiting for it to be over.

Such bullshit. And nearly identical to a problem I'm having at my job, where I maintain that I'm the Assistant Manager, but the grumpy old boss insists that I'm actually someone he's never seen before, and security insists that I leave the premises of Sam's Club immediately.

The colors of the Cult edition will be Heaven's Gate Purple, Manson Black, Jonestown Red, and Wako Yellow

The St. Paul Tribune reported the coach was popped by pop; the Atlanta Journal-Constitution claimed he was conked by Coke; the Melbourne Herald Sun declared he was socked with a soft drink; and the New York Post said he was assaulted by a dark-skinned youth wielding a knife.

I bet you eat at Applebee's too you sick fuck.

As soon as they unveiled the new uniforms, the team received requests from over 40 players to change their number to 80085.

"Back off, bitches, he's mine."

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she asked if they could play for Knicks tickets instead...offered her Nets tickets as a consolation