Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.
FINNISH HER!
I've completely given up on being interesting. I just sit there quietly. Waiting for it to be over.
Such bullshit. And nearly identical to a problem I'm having at my job, where I maintain that I'm the Assistant Manager, but the grumpy old boss insists that I'm actually someone he's never seen before, and security insists that I leave the premises of Sam's Club immediately.
The colors of the Cult edition will be Heaven's Gate Purple, Manson Black, Jonestown Red, and Wako Yellow
The St. Paul Tribune reported the coach was popped by pop; the Atlanta Journal-Constitution claimed he was conked by Coke; the Melbourne Herald Sun declared he was socked with a soft drink; and the New York Post said he was assaulted by a dark-skinned youth wielding a knife.
I bet you eat at Applebee's too you sick fuck.
As soon as they unveiled the new uniforms, the team received requests from over 40 players to change their number to 80085.
"Back off, bitches, he's mine."
♪ Take these broken wings
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Ha! Women drivers! AMIRITE!11!1!
Why punish the 11 year old? I mean, how can that be a supervisor's fault?
Those are the old Nike Fumes. I'm not surprised they exploded. Manu has been running on those things for like 2 or 3 years now.
I don't see what the big deal is. I explode in my wife's shoes all the time.
she asked if they could play for Knicks tickets instead...offered her Nets tickets as a consolation