RODAN!

"Come at me, bro"

And the bus laughed the whole way home.

Batman? Get out of it, that's clearly Night Thrasher.

Like not being able to see the hoop is going to stop Vince Carter from shooting.

We all knew this was coming.

We may not approve of the methods they used to get there, but hey, in the end all that matters is that they can put Olympic Halfpipe Champion on their resumes.

In Urinal Deuce, Mr. Mackey's rant over the intercom just puts me in the floor every time. One of the best monologues in series history.

11) Any episode that focuses on Randy

"I don't care about Jason Collins being the first openly gay athlete in men's professional team sports, I care that he scored no points, had 2 turnovers and committed 5 fouls in only 10 minutes."

The Houston Astros have put in a trade offer due to Hank's peerless ability to take a dump in right field.

The public will certainly get a clearer picture if the full video reportedly in the police's possession ever sees the light of day.

Come on now...they should know better and check their facts:

Kate: Wolf!
Groggy roommate: Where?
Kate: No, just a regular one I think.

I don't know what else the Russians could have expected when they built the hotels out of straw and sticks.

The pair immediately recognized their shared bond, and spent hours reminiscing together about all the times they got blown up.

Name: District 9