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This feels obligatory.

Mel Gibson as Korbin Dallas and Julia Roberts as Leeloo? No thanks.

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Appropriate here for the folks who I am sure tried to look at the eclipse with sunglasses:

In honor of their coach, the Texans collapsed in the second half. No word on any precautionary hospital visits.

at Houston Methodist...

Lisa Salters: "Coach, the first half your heart was beating and now it's not... what changed?"

Personally I thought it was ridiculous this wasn't reviewed; his collapse progress was clearly stopped at the 25.

Can't get up, can't open his eyes, and he's in extraordinary pain. But the hospital visit was only precautionary?????

Case Keenum throwing 3 touchdowns in the first half was a huge shock to me, too.

Did the Houston fans cheer this one as well?

Kinda close on the goofy white guy scale.

If it were up to Riley Cooper, it'd be those other guys left hanging.

"Hey anonymous player that I somehow make into a legitimate NFL receiver! Guess who's fucking a supermodel! Guess who has 3 superbowl rings! THIS GUY! HIGH FIVE"

A jealous Tim Tebow knows EXACTLY who Tom Brady is high-fiving.

And both supporters clubs mobilized to ethnically cleanse the country. Smartass.

This is a step up from the rivalry in the 90's, where instead of setting fire to stadiums, both fan bases engaged in genocide.

This is nowhere near as bad as the Seattle/Portland instagrammed latte-off

You laugh, but that's our offensive coordinator.

I'd be more embarrassed about having that visor on my head

This is me. The creepy girl that has her mouth open like a retard. I swear I'm pretty, even though this video deems otherwise. The girl next to me that you all think is hot as balls is my best friend.