Do you feel it? I am starring this post so hard right now.

Do you feel it? I am starring this post so hard right now.

Not that this helps your waffles, but once you get your batter straightened out you can use it to make your omelettes fluffier too, just like IHOP. Their recipe includes something like a tablespoon of batter for every three eggs.

That’s just it... they don’t need to PREDICT anything. They can use MY ACTUAL DRIVING to gather information to create an appropriate rate. And stop grouping me in with other people who, despite having similar vehicles, don’t drive like I do.

I’m looking through NC State goggles and even I’m seeing it.

Alien man is dead.

Have you ever wondered what would happen if an Italian producer took quaaludes, stumbled into a theater, and saw the first 5 minutes of spider man 2? Well worry no more because Italian Spider-Man is here to haunt your dreams with meteors, snake men, and macchiatos. Let’s do it PussyCat!

Did you, by chance, take both Micro-Economics and Macro-Economics? Google works in the macro scale, where “your” data looks exactly like ten thousand other people’s data. They don’t care about anything “you” do, they just care that they get the right ads in front of you.

Um... no. Remove the demographics from that equation entirely and then I’m game. As it is I have to pay a premium because my car doesn’t have a back seat. WTF?!? That means no screaming kids, no unsecured lumber sliding around, none of the stuff that could make having a back seat more dangerous. But no, I pay more…

Connected cars present a rich target, akin to retailers or banks, where hackers can troll for credit card numbers, home addresses, e-mail information and all the other personal details required for identity theft.

Don’t forget the massive KitBag shenanigans.

Oh for fucks sake. Doesn’t want to play for you? He signed a contract through 2019. That’s not a “normal” contract length, heck that’s not even a normal “long term” contract length. That’s a goddamn lifetime contract.

Nah... I’d consider teams like the pre-now Cubs, Mets, Brewers... whoever hasn’t really done all that well in the last decade or so... as the Championship league. If they had relegation there’s some definite candidates out there. Then as you get into League 1 you start hitting the minor leagues and college teams. I…

Better yet. Just shoot anybody you see with a gun. The problem will fix itself very quickly.

Think Minor League baseball, they still get reported on (and often are filmed by) the local media. But instead of 240 teams spread out across the country, there are between 5 and 10 teams in every city.

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The top of the line model on that page is still only $36 grand.

Amen to that. The more things change they more they stay the same.

Because the Raptor flexes slightly between the cab and the bed. Remember all of those people who bent the aluminum frame doing the offroady things they showed in the Raptor commercials? (And then FoMoCo promptly stated that they were not using the vehicle in it’s “intended method”.)

Because ‘Murica brah.

I guess that’s better than scattered, smothered and covered.