Man... if only I had known. Now my GPS will only give me directions to the actual John McAfee. Who, apparently, has his own bath salts.

I’ll be honest... if sliding doors were an aftermarket option like lambo doors... people would buy them.

Nah, just disable the brakes of the engineer’s and exec’s cars. Eventually the problem will fix itself.

You know, if this logic actually worked then the Monte Carlo would still be a thing.

I’ll be honest, I’ve seen Camaros more often than Malibus and Impalas. Of course, I’ve seen more Focii than Mustangs. So I’m not really sure what that means.

Correct. The “beds” didn’t even have mattresses during the day, hence me calling them benches. Further, most of the rooms had solid walls and ceilings, all of the light fixtures were recessed and there were no pipes or plumbing from which one could possibly hang themselves. For someone who has seen what it looks like…

Yeah, you’re totally not getting the entire concept of definitions, and what the definition of vaporware is. Vaporware is SPECIFICALLY something that exists only as an idea, as vapor, an untouchable substance. Just because you can use it in a sentence does not mean that you’re using it correctly.

Are we literally going back to the “PC Compatible” terminology?

You may have a valid complaint, but your use of “vaporware” and “bullshit” are completely negating any sense of competency you have. It’s not bullshit, it just doesn’t match your particular idea of “beneficial”. Namely: it doesn’t benefit you. It’s not vaporware because there is an actual physical product that has…

Yes. Ten referring to the number of toes hanging off of the board.

Let’s say I buy a car and guestimate that I use the car 4x a day. Assuming 350 days a year (vacations, overly inclimate weather, and just generally lazy days) that’s 1400 uses a year. At that rate a $20k vehicle will have to last you 14 years, and a whopping 21.5 years to break the $1 barrier on a $30k vehicle. And…

Kraft Dinners and Ramen from here on out I guess.

I guess I’m still a bit skeptical. Holding cells should be devoid of anything until you can ascertain the status, both mental and physical, of the resident. I’ve visited both state and local facilities, all of which had holding cells that consisted of permanent fixtures (like benches/beds and toilets) that contain no…

As someone who has worked in behavioral/mental health... nobody has any clue what was going on in that person’s head other than her.

Funny twist of that law: If you put ground oregano into a bag and then tell someone it’s pot, and that someone turns out to be an undercover officer, you’re still getting arraigned for selling the drugs. By indicating that it is something that it’s not you’re still liable for it.

Those of us on the internet know this as simply: do not put your penis in crazy.

Actually, I’d wager that this was more the result of traction control kicking in than tire pressure. Most modern vehicles have a button to turn it off, but in almost every vehicle it will turn itself back on when it senses a loss of traction.

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Wait... you’re saying that the 5m halo rule for receivers doesn’t apply to the kicker? Bullshit. If the kicker can send the ball at least 10m down the field AND be able to catch his own kick then by god you give that man 5m. If nothing else so that you’re not blindsided by his ginormous genitalia flailing about.