I’m not sure if English is your first language or not... but that’s exactly what a slippery slope is. What you think you're saying and what other people are hearing can be two wildly different things...

Maybe a nice cherry or oak. But not spruce, and definitely not pine.

It’s quite the slippery slope to say that pacifists aren’t allowed to participate in competition just because competition is a historical recreation of full out war. If anything it’d be the other way around, in that pacifists won that battle by convincing the world that it was no longer necessary to separate their…

I did this once, said it was our anniversary. Ended up with a half dozen chocolate covered strawberries. It was a pretty good first date too.

In my experience, the more you pay for a hotel the less you get for free. $79 a night for a side-of-the-highway place will almost always include breakfast, the $179 room a block away from [local spectacle] will not.

For those of you who like Texas Pete, their brand is called SiraChaCha and is wonderful. I was slightly disappointed when I did not see it amongst the crowd.

Got my 2010 V6 convertible for 17k. So... that means I have 3k to spend on goodies, right?

I am in awe. I award you one full star for creativity but rescind 2/5 for improper punctuation.

No, Borgnine.

Well, I’d imagine that if you said something like “All of the [nationality] players are playing great” it’s perfectly fine. But when you say something like “All of the [nationality] players are worthless pieces of shit” it doesn’t really matter who the people of [nationality] decent are or what their actual fecundity…

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Yup... If it's a bouncing ball just clear it the heck out of there. It appears that she only got most of her foot on the ball and not all of it though, so it was just a bad, really bad, no good, horrible clearance.

[Sung to the tune of "I Wanna Be Sedated"]

As a heads up, the price is now $54.99, which is over $9 a bulb.

As a heads up, the price is now $54.99, which is over $9 a bulb.

Obligitory: Duke Power will actually send you the Curly Q fluorescent bulbs for free. And yes, there is a catch. When they send enough of them out they then commission the states to raise their rates because "power consumption is down". I have no doubt they will continue this practice with LED bulbs in the very near…

Obligitory: Duke Power will actually send you the Curly Q fluorescent bulbs for free. And yes, there is a catch.…

So would you prefer they just not be concerned at all? I mean, it’s either that or jump every ship at first indication that people are not perfect human beings.

I do not know this Carlos Slim fella, but I'd imagine we'd be pretty good friends.

Yes, and... define "legal".

That that we know about at least.

At least Sydney didn’t broadcast her penis on national television.