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1) The ZR2 package was phased out in 2005. It doesn't exist any more. Partially because it caused confusion between that and the Z71 package, but mostly because people associated it with the craptastic S10 Blazer. For this reason alone I doubt that it'll ever be offered again.

*could* be? As far as I know the Z71 package has never included a different engine than the 5.3 (or whatever was pretty much standard on the 1500). I'll give you the suspension and skid plates, probably body cladding and stickers, seats would be interesting, but I highly doubt that the function to engage the 4 wheel…

Meh, the ZR2 is what, upgraded suspension and a locking rear dif? I'd wager actual dollars that you'd get better performance out of aftermarket springs... and I believe the Eaton E80 locking dif is available as a standalone option.

Sure, that's what the recipe calls for. But what do you *honestly* think they use? Because if you think they're making gallons of gelatinous green glop using a fork, then... well... then I see no reason to argue with your particular brand of madness.

How do *I* feel about people in other places doing things that don't affect me in the slightest?

Truth. At this point in time both sides are being equally stupid.

Would you prefer a cake mixer? Surely you don't think that the Chipotle workers are back there with a spatula and fork whipping up the gallons of green concoction they go through on a daily basis.

Seriously Greg, you're a smart guy, you know about soccer. Surely you knew that making your affinity for one team would not be a pleasant endeavor. The more popular your team becomes, the more people love to hate them. Why exactly then do you seem to get bent out of shape over it? I mean, it's not like you've just…

Yeah, it's not at all hard to make. Especially if you're using a blender or oversized food processor.

You Canucks keep your goddamn poutine out of my proper Mexican cuisine. What is this place, some sort of melting pot?

A brief "how-to"/"what to do" on road or track rescue:

The thing could even jump obstacles. Kinda. IIRC the car in the video was using a preloaded program of sorts. I don't believe the software was ever written that would allow it to be used in a "live" environment.

Oddly enough, both Chris Paul and lil' Timmy Duncan both went to the same college: Wake Forest.

Sounds like we might need a catch-up article on the newest gut microbes info then.

Wait... you're just *now* seeing indictments? Where exactly have you been hiding for the last two hundred years or so?

This one falls under the "common sense" clause. Riding in the back of a truck on a farm or parade is one thing, on the open road another. But riding in the back because you and your friends are too drunk to know to stop for a stop sign will get you killed.

Welcome to Georgia.

So wait... if you don't believe that there is such a thing as gendered clothing, then why won't you let him wear the top that he wants to?

Headlight fluid.