“I did time in...” Perfection.

Well hi, sort-of neighbor! Miami Shores here.

Are you in Delray?

St. Francis? Meh. I heard he was a sissy.

Don't know for sure, but my guess is that they specified 4:00 because they have a metric which says that's when his account gets peak views. Or a certain demographic hits peak usership at that time. Or something like that.

Well, they say 4PM “est”, which would be 1PM in California. 9PM in the UK.

Yeah, I was just wondering, why doesn't he just get a sample cup at the doctor's office then use the bathroom there? Too simple?

Ucch, he’s so gross. I’ve seen Dax with many different hairstyles/facial hair configurations and he always looks *dirty*. Like, needs a Silkwood scrub-down dirty. And he’s got that wonky mouth that looks scarred or deformed or something.

The wife gave birth to the whole world? Damn, that's quite an accomplishment!

OMG thank you. When all these Sandersnistas scream about closed primaries, for example, being “undemocratic” or “disenfranchising” I just want to scream. Well, scream and send them back to Civics class.

“This is our first primary,” he said.

Whenever I see "jewry" I think..."square-cut or pear-shape these rocks don't lose their shape! Diamonds are a girl's best friend!"

LOL I was totally gonna mention Kemp Mill but then I thought, ehhh, I already named a record store.

A "fat" woman named Mai Bacon? M'kay...

True. (And BTW, I’m glad to see you! I don’t live there anymore, but I grew up there. I'm always happy to run across someone who is old enough to remember things like Waxie Maxies, Mr. Ray's Hair Weave, Morton's, Jhoon Rhee, etc...!)

Meh. It's all relative. But to clarify anyway, I meant one that is populated by low-rent people. Trust: there are *plenty* of those.

In that context, “DC area” = “very far-away and very low-rent suburb".

I’m not a space nerd - not even close - and even I can tell the difference. So you’re right. Maybe it’s an age thing; anyone who is of a certain age and wasn’t living under a rock remembers what a huge deal the shuttle program was. They pre-empted all TV shows to broadcast the launches!

Oh. My. God. And this Einstein was on the *school board*? Please, please tell me that this level of “enlightenment” was an anomoly amongst the board and wasn't indicative of them, or their descisions, as a whole. Please?

Nah, that would be "When Doves Cry". SO annoyingly overplayed. "Purple Rain" is pretty close though.