Kramer: It’s a write off for them.
Jerry: How is it a write off?
Kramer: They just write it off.
Jerry: Write it off of what?
Kramer: They just write it off!
Jerry: You don’t even know what a write off is, do you?
Kramer: No. Do you?
Jerry: No I don’t!!

Losing coherence mid-sentence is literally the defining feature of Trump’s speaking “style.” The mental gymnastics on his followers are next-level.

If your employer matches your contribution to any sort of retirement plan, contribute up to the maximum matching before contributing to any other type of retirement plan.

The Tonys but yeah, he’s fully ensconced in the entertainment industry, not a struggling comedian trying to break in.

Also, at one point he gets tickets for the Oscars because he wrote jokes for the show.

it doesn’t seem impossible for a working comedian that regularly works local spots, goes on tours, and books spots on TV to afford his lifestyle.

We saw him get ready for spots on nationally televised late night talk shows (mainly The Tonight Show). He travelled regularly to perform; even if we didn’t see him on the road, he would often be returning from a gig. He did private events and used big payouts to lavish gifts on his parents. Part of the show was that…

I’m not sure he was small time - he was on the Tonight Show, he traveled quite a bit to do shows around the country, back and forth to Atlantic City. He was well enough known that NBC sent people to see him and sign him to do the pilot. It’s not like he was kicking around the NYC scene only.

Except Seinfeld was never presented as “small time” and it was also the 1990s. If you have issues with his relatively modest TV apartment, what do you say about Friends?

Literally everything you’re accusing him of, Trump has also done. And I don’t think Trump is senile either.

As a 56 year old I’m pretty sure if he turned up at my high school reunion we’d all be asking “Who’s the old guy?”

I love how President Biden is (in the minds of MAGA morons) simultaneously a dementia-addled puppet reading off of cue cards and a criminal mastermind overseeing an international money laundering ring of pedophiles.

If he lacks the mental faculties to be President how come half your party is bitching about he just jobbed them in negotiations?  Think long and hard about that, you fucking idiot.  

wow, dawsons creaky. 

Meh. Seems smarter and more capable than you are by all accounts.

Biden looks better than he does.

Wow, he’s 46? I’m 45 and live a pretty unhealthy lifestyle and I look 10+ years younger than the guy (and that may be an understatement). Not exactly selling us on the benefits of being anti-vaxx and so on there dude.

It sounds to me like Smith is the problem.

the amount of larger people who would order a double quarter meal (supersized of course) and a Diet Coke was near 100%

The message here is not stop consuming NSS, but to be aware of what you are eating and how much.