https://lifehacker.com/we-reject-all-water-drinking-hacks-1832586287

That doesn’t seem contradictory to me. He gets off on dominating young girls, not being humiliated by them, so he only likes the fighting when he knows he’s going to win.

Why does David go from “you broke my finger, im gonna killll uuu!” to “the fight is my favorite part, now i’m a pedo and i’m going to rape you” in the span of an hour?

...so I can have a latte without shitting my brains out 45 minutes later because I have a not-lactose-intolerance dairy issue.

“Seriously, things are going to get very bad for some people in a bunch of US states.”

Almost no one warms up the car because the hardware needs it, they warm up the car because it’s fucking 3 degrees out.

And buying it gives money to a woman whose hate speech is being referenced by bigots and politicians crafting legislation to remove trans people from public life. However much they dress it up to get Diversity Points doesn’t matter in the end.

I don’t warm up my car longer than a minute for the engine, I do it because I live in a place that is frigid in the winter, and I like getting into a warm car. 

How did far cry 4 make the list over, say, link to the past? as the list says, “any game where you can hang-glide over a waterfall is fine by me”. and you know what? they’re right! that ruled! and if that makes it one of their favourite games of all time, then it deserves a spot on their list.

Its an article about a sale. It isn't pretending to be anything deep dude. You got mad and are trying to stay mad.

Okie Dokie, Honkey Dorey, Serendipity.

Definitely my least favorite episode so far. They spent way to much time just goofing around, and I just had a hard time paying attention to it. I really didn’t feel like I gained anything from this episode about Ellie or about the main story. 

This article is mostly about those that carry debt - loans or credit card payments. What about savers, those that pay off the CC monthly, and those with low rate mortgages from the last couple years? Right now we have a 3.25% mortgage, but we can get an 18 month CD paying 4.5% or more. No sense paying the mortgage off…

This list is missing:

I’m still floored (for more than 25 years!) that this goofy concept is a real (and apparently viable) business and not something that was made up for the The Cable Guy.

with up to 150 volunteers from the audience getting to take part. Best of all, no underpaid labor issues that I can find.

I hear tell that if you help the staff get free cable, they will let you fight in the arena for a few rounds.

Rule 0: don’t step on any butterflies. Otherwise you might end up with a cartoonishly violent person as president like that actor Ronald Reagan or god forbid Donald Trump!

If you’re looking for alternative things to do, Pirates Dinner Adventure is less than a block up the street, and it’s basically “what if Medieval Times, but pirates?” Pricing is similar and includes the dinner show and a three-course meal, and unlike Medieval Times the show is interactive, with up to 150 volunteers…

I would also add: You do not have to sit and watch every single second of every sports practice. In fact, as a youth sports coach, I would say, please don’t. I give you permission to leave. This parents watching every practice thing is a relatively new phenomenon. When I was growing up and when I was first coaching,…