I have taken your advice and it has worked like gangbusters. Although by now I have awoken three days in the past week with a centipede in my mouth.

And then a house badger for the centipedes.

I'd love for it to drop out of the S&P500 altogether... Not thrilled with it being part of my ETF holdings.... 

It’s not really complex, but for a big party, it can be a pain in the ass to have to go back and figure out who ordered what. There’s always someone who just ordered an appetizer and water who will get shafted if it’s a straight split, and having to run a half dozen different cards can take time.

No, it’s not. I worked at restaurants back in the late 90s and by then we already had POS systems that could split a check easily. It was basically drag and drop. We could even split an appetizer into halves or quarters or whatever. It wasn’t hard at all. 

Splitting in theory is not hard.

Rule 1: Don’t waste time watching videos that should be written content. 

1st: EV demand surges as gas prices surge. EV demand declines when gas prices come down.

A decent pc build still costs several orders of magnitude more. It's a ridiculous statement "now that the lambo is less expensive, I don't get why anyone buys Toyota". The graphics card alone costs as much as a console, double if it's a series s. 

Xbox Series S is not a minor downgrade. It’s also missing a disc drive so can only get sales on the Xbox store. While it has a 512 GB SSD, only 364GB is available. To increase storage for Xbox Series games, it costs $220 just for 1TB.

My favourite part is that exact bit of exchange:

lol, one question on specifics and he literally melts

You're waaay off. Think smaller. Think more legs.

Losing the McRib was unavoidable. The animal they made it from is now extinct.

Aye, ‘tis a sorry day when you have get off your own lawn.

No, no, no. You’ve got it all wrong. The economy was fine right up until the exact moment the White House became the Black House.

You mean the Great Recession of 2008? The one that was well under way when Obama took office? That time period? 

It sounds as if you were stating it as cause & effect. More accurately, a dying industry finally expired right around the time Obama was elected.

That is a really ridiculous statement. Claiming that people crossed “Getting photographed for a portrait” off their list of things to do was in some way connected to the election of President Obama?!? Seriously? Saying it once is silly enough, then trying to argue that there really is a cause and effect relationship…

Coincidentally, I think I’ve figured it why I couldn’t get into Undertale.