It’s got the screensaver.

I feel like the trailer hints at it a bit too strongly.

And they will fail, because they will leave out the frog emoji.

Best advice ever: If you’re not sure you want kids don’t have them.

That five minutes could’ve been used for a frantic and dispassionate masturbation session. Time is valuable! 

The thing that feels magical is that the upscaling with DLSS from, say, 1080p to 4k is often indistinguishable from actual 4k rendering to the untrained eye.

I'm sure the IRS are interested as well now this is out there.

When I was a kid there was a door in my house that would get locked from the inside and weird sounds would come from the other side. I have no idea how my parents could sleep in there.

And she’s 44???

I’m also wondering if there is another way in to it that was not shown in the videos, like from the outside. I mean, there are essential maintenance items in there.

Thanks for saving me 5 minutes!

So many people have told me that if my son is upset, he should hit the thing he’s mad about and scold it to make him feel better. At playgroup he was struggling to get his shoes on. Another mum picked on up and smacked it (loud enough to make a slap) and said “naughty shoe, do as your told!”
I had to cut in and tell…

So she spent multiple videos churning up likes, unnecessarily documenting every step or random thought she had, only to finally reveal - a pretty average looking basement. And as was pointed out, it contains her fuse box and water heater - things she really should have looked at before purchasing the house - and both…

Jalopnik just pushed the opposite opinion yesterday. Y’all need to talk: https://jalopnik.com/i-cant-believe-i-have-to-say-this-but-its-totally-fine-1846302894

As a person who owns almost every Blizzard game and doesn’t own a Switch... I’m more excited for the things the Nintendo Direct announced than Blizzconline.

None of those "new games" are actually new though

It comes off like you’re mocking them.

This post should really mention the World Health Organization announced in August that people should avoid routine dental work while Covid spread is high. Of course that was in August and we all know how the US has done since then. 🙄