Fun Fact!  If you don’t have Internet, you don’t have to worry about updating your Chrome because people can’t hack your computer if you’re offline.  

The day my Netscape Navigator 2.0 stops working is the day you pry it from my cold, dead hands...

Depending on how much work you want to put into it, a good option may be to repaint the wall using a product like Rust-Oleum’s Magnetic Primer. Then you can topcoat with whatever color you wish and hang the artwork with magnets.

It wasn’t through democratic means.

An independent developer called Desk Lamp says it has spent over two years working on a game called Rape Day.

I have explicitly stated “no gifts, please” in birthday invitations for my kids the last couple years (or “in lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to [place the party is being held]”) but at least half of the guests still brought gifts. It’s like people are so afraid of being the only person who doesn’t bring…

if you have a dog that’s under 25 lbs that is a cat.

Everyone used to say that LeBron could carry any group to the finals. Where are those people now?

Lebron is finding out that while a one man team can win in the east, that's definitely not the case in the west. 

I bet the Cavs are lookin pretty darn good about now.

We’re all laughing now, but wait until the Lakers “miraculously” win the lottery

even if you flip that 6-11 to an 11-6 they’d still be fighting for an 8-seed with a tough remaining schedule.

There’s so many games, that we only used images from one of them!

Maybe, after all the New Orleans shenanigans, the rest of the Laker team look at LeBron and say, “Fuck that guy!”

Wait a minute! Just because I tried to have all of you traded, and you fired, Luke, you’re not going to give 100% in pursuit of my personal glory?

On the first play in that tweet, the Suns do another near-synchronous fast break! I bet if Tyson Chandler was on the court for the Lakers, he would have added to the lockstep. Original:

LeBron: “I want to go to LA. I want to go to LA when it has a team that can make it to the championship. This is my dream.”

While I appreciate that you’ve explained what these roboadvisor accounts actually do- I don’t think you’ve layed out why you’d ever pick this to hold your emergency fund over, say, Ally (since their rate is 2.2% and no fees).

Wait until next season when our fearless heroes cross paths with, you guessed it, the whispering garbage people...

Contestant: [watches video above]