This is a near-perfect comment.

Uh, you gotta be more specific about what you do like. Because what you said is, “I don’t like sorbets, what other dessert should I buy?”

Fanboy alert. Keep on moving.

Right, and no one over there cares about the correct colloquial names of either. Not sure why this is a post.

Mulva?

I don’t get it.

That's absurd

The hell with the black boxes. Why is his right forearm bright orange?!

Heaven forbid people care about watching tennis.

Same crazy eyes.

He’s still getting a D-1 scholarship moron, just not at Michigan.

Admittedly, I am not a soccer fan. But settling a major championship on the basis of a skills competition has always seemed wrong.

That’s completely rational response, “bro”. The people playing the game are across the street in a public park.

St. Clair Shores is a GI-bill medium income suburb just outside of Detroit. St. Clair is about an hour and a half north of Detroit.

The Pokestop isn’t even on private property. It’s in a public park. Which they chose to live across the street from.

Yeah, like drugs or something.

I’m 28 and I’ve never gone to a music festival. I’ve never had any desire to do so. It always sounded hot, muddy, and miserable.

none of that cures “hanging out for an entire weekend to see the single band you like play a 20 minute set”