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RadioShack is gone, but it is not forgotten. Amidst all the weekend obituaries for a company that had already been dead for years, though, people seem to have forgotten one thing: the company's legacy of making its own supremely dorky box art.

How the hell did he get out so fast after the car finally stopped? It's like he was only wearing a standard safety belt and hit the buckle and stepped out like I do when I get to work.

Seriously. Everyone else is driving around in fully assembled cars and he just comes bouncing into view in an ever-expanding ball of spare parts. Hilarious!

Thanks, Brian Murphy, talentless white guy who criticizes people while providing nothing of value himself. Please give your dad who made your professional life possible our best.

Or just block them. All of them. Indiscriminately.

Ha, I know. My mother is a Food Network junkie, so I've been watching her as long as she's be airing (because she's less annoying than some of the FN personalities), but the cameras they use when filming her/the angles with which they film make her head look MASSIVE compared to her teeny tiny body. To the point

This is still better than Soviet Russia, where comcast has you. Or something.

It's really the manager's fault for allowing the shirts to be displayed on the racks at the department store. Why Ned Yost is working at a department store is beyond me though.

We're not going to run a photo of her, but we can confirm she exists.

All we've been hearing is how baseball is losing its popularity and only Latin nations are passionate about it anymore, blah, blah...

I think I found Kershaw's problem - per ESPN, he was only giving 108% of his pitches in the NLDS. Gotta give that last 2%!

-TBS Marketing Team

Hunter Pensioner

After this aired it was announced that South Park will be suspended for three weeks.

Hunter Pence didn't know Fight Club was a book first.

HUNTER PENCE'S SISTER MAKES $86 PER HOUR AT HOME AND WON'T SHARE SECRETS IN COMMENTS SECTION OF POPULAR WEBSITE

HUNTER PENCE USED TO EAT PALEO UNTIL HIS BODY FAT WAS TOO LOW

Update: Hunter Pence has two home runs today. THESE BURNS ARE JUST MAKING HIM STRONGER