One-eyed monsters do tend to cause a Pussy Riot.

Greatest nickname ever. "The Pillsbury Throwboy"

As a Seahawks fan, I can assure you that this game has been exceedingly enjoyable.

This isn't the first time the same thing has happened to Paul Pierce.

Phil Robertson who has not been fired and still has a job in spite of saying something exponentially more hateful and crazy than anything that has ever come out of Kluwe's mouth? That Phil Robertson? The guy who took a brief break from ranting and raving about how gays are going to hell (and suggesting that grown men…

Excellent fucking article. Great job.

Seems like Verne went From the Earth to the Moon with his opinion there.

Frank White! Seriously, check out his numbers but ignore the fact that I'm biased as a Royals fan. JUST DO IT GUYS.

Ray Guy.

Mistake was staying downtown. City center is midtown, probably 14th and peachtree.

It didn't end soon enough for us. I'd rather have Aikman in the booth.

Since I'll be asleep before this game is over, I'll just leave this right here:

No GIF, but I found a screencap of Kevin Gilbride.

This is official the coupe de grâce for this LOL Mets meme.

RADIO HOST: So we've got a major scandal at Oklahoma State, and the story's written by George Dohrmann, and Thayer's reporting—

I mean, Thayer Evans' parents dress him funny and he has no friends. He smells like rancid mayonnaise and he listens to Enya while watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

I've got nothing against the guy. He's nice, we speak all the time. But he supports Hitler and doesn't wash his hands when he's done peeing.

Bro, a cart and 9 holes for $9.11, JIHAD TO HAVE BEEN THERE!

Personally, I'm still excited for Subtember 11th.

Clutch.