FatSecret has a terrible name, and the price for being free is that it doesn’t connect to anything else. But it is super easy to use and it remembers recently eaten foods and recent searches, so the more you use it the easier it gets.

The Seventh is a good choice. Even people who never listen to classical have fucking had it with the Fifth and the Ninth, and the Eighth sounds like something Ludwig composed in his brother’s shitter. (He was staying with his brother, who was banging his maid at the time. Ludwig got the maid kicked out of the city,…

Finally, the real reason Altuve’s not starting the ASG.

You do realize that every motherfucking TV show on the planet with a studio audience has a plant in it, right?

Next time order your mattress from Amazon (the Sleep Master one, straight outta Syracuse-Troy) or IKEA. Either one shows up as an 80-pound burrito you then slice open and watch magically expand into a slab of comfort.

Occupational hazard. Journalists have hallucinations that they and NFL rights-holders are all one great big THEMEDIA.

The biggest cliché you left out, and the one that sticks to him better than any other, is:

Another great year for BullshitteryInPics. I need a plugin that will put up a picture of Weird Al when an image from that account crosses my feed.

I had lunch with her once at a press event. Her teeth are regular sized. She is teensy.

"I think that's what makes this country SPECIAL."

THAT was an amazing program, Martin Smith admitting he'd done shit to prepare for his retirement and now here he was at 60 basically thinking about it seriously for the first time. What kills me — in a totally nonjudgmental way, I wish I had the nads to give the sober-drunk, come-to-Jesus talk to my friends and loved…

Sorry, but I have to call butterface on this. Actual Kim looked like she was enjoying herself.

This may not be relevant, but I find the encouraging, nonaggressive tone of LH to be almost as important as which gender any given article on LH is representing. And while this may strike some as stereotyping, I do think that if women had culutral and political representation proportionate to their numbers, we would…

Spare me your fake sympathy. Down's kids are to be admired not pitied. Anyway, what does that have to do with his dad being a shitty announcer?

Easy there, Rex's kid. Most MLB announcers show enthusiasm for the game while mixing in that strange je ne sais quoi, oh wait it's called professionalism. Don't worry, someday you'll have your old man back and you can enjoy a game together watching a pro calling it.

For people not from Kansas City, just a heads up that that was the most outstanding call Royals color announcer Rex Hudler has done this year.

"......shark......jump....."

after the harsh of the Celtics joke it was a nice mellow

Britain has, I'm sorry, Britain HAVE their own timetables, not to mention vegetable names. When to plant should always be checked out with your nearest extension office (TIP: google vegetable name and site:.edu). Other than that quibbles, I'd print this out and use it .... if I had long enough paper.

Yeah, pick on the skinny kids who drink a daily latte. When I venture out to the suburbs and see all the preposterously fat people, especially young people, I see a much bigger problem, one that relates to the necessity of repast, not the luxury of refreshment. KIDS CAN'T COOK. And because they don't know what to do…