and yet we're talking about goddam Junod, agains

"Where the hell are the rapping cats?"

M'bad, make the heds as long and redundant as you like. Thought it was a torturing chamber tho

"Murder chamber"?

Promise this will be the last ounce of attention you ever give to this mediocrity.

step whatever, go to Bogleheads.org and learn the not so secret secrets of wise investing. Seriously, i make no coin off this. Ignore the hype and learn how to invest and just let the money work its wonders

I just wanted to thank you for remembering that someone else is doing a late night talk show besides Jimmy Fallon and that he's still pretty fucking funny.

As a former bedwetter/Little League scorekeeping nonparticipant, I can affirm that the backwards K predates the television era. All it means is the batter did not swing at strike three (he was kaught lookkking).

Who would think a portable wifi hotspot could inflict such pain?

Isn't Tim Howard supposed to start blurting out fuck fuck fuck uncontrollably?

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

And btw, anyone who doesn't see this article for what it really is — an audition tape for Kluwe's no doubt brilliant next career in mediasomething — is missing the point.

That's the Juan Williams I choose to remember.

Yeah it's all fun and all but the "epic" BAC is a reminder that GIRLS CAN'T HOLD THEIR SHIT AND WE SHOULD STOP TREATING THEM LIKE IT DOES before a few of them die needlessly.

Joseph Blackspace ... brilly

So much for the good feelings from the Fighting Bison's upset of K-State. North Dakota gets one day of football glory every 20 years and they just crapped on it.

And those jokes are AWESOME FUCK YOU