To paraphrase a co-worker of mine: "NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CONSTRUCTION WORKER GIRLBONER."

I am not surprised by your story. Maine Coons are a loose and slutty breed. My boy Maine Coon shocks me with his free love attitude and brazen cuddliness towards strangers. I have serious talks with him about morality and propriety, but he doesn't seem to listen.

Thank you for responding in this fashion. An article totally devoid of critical thinking does not warrant an ounce of reasonable response.

Creepy lady is turned on by obnoxious construction workers: News at 11.

I love it. as an alternative: drink a whole bottle of goldschlager, vomit on a pile of flour and a couple hershey's bars?

First, Missouri isn't the South, second claiming that this is some kind of "regional" problem is stupid. Structural violence and inequality happens everywhere. Stop and Frisk was a policy of the NYPD. Renisha McBride was in fucking Michigan. Wake up.

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Gawker Media's tech crew has now disabled image uploads on comments in an effort to confront our Rape Gif Problem. Tech tells us that this is a temporary fix until something more long term can be worked out, but in the meantime: you're all free from the troll scourge. Carry on.

I'm 30 and have all of 10 pictures of myself taken over the last 8 years. I feel like I'm missing out on the Selfie trend.

If it's any consolation, I've never seen any of the gifs. For going over and beyond your job as a writer, thank you. I appreciate what you've done and what you continue to do.

I'm getting married in... shit, less than three months, and I like to think I'm quite reasonable. My take on the matter has always been that everyone else is doing me a favor. Literally nobody else on the face of the planet cares about my wedding as much as I do, and the people who show up anyway - never mind the ones…

Research shows it does more damage than good. Like spanking, parents who do this get quick, desired results, but long-term the results are awful. Parents instill a fear of humiliation rather than knowledge of right from wrong and empathy with another human being.

Dr. Anne Helen Petersen is a goddess.

Nice sunglasses tan lines

What the article didn't capture - Mike borrowed his big brother's expression of exasperation when he read the Yelp review.

It's obviously a joke, but something being "a joke" doesn't mean it's not harmful.

Totally. I don't want to come down on these women - to each their own - and nothing's wrong with erotica buuuuuuuut. Being this publicly enthusiastic for 50 Shades of Grey is not something I'd put my face on. Especially on national television.

I still have a ridiculous scar on my hand from when the cheap ass covering on a slap bracelet inevitably came off turning it into a razor sharp prison shank.