Fantastic! Now if we could only get a song that instructs on how to use the proper aspect ratio. Because squished video drives me into a murderous rage, and my attorneys insist that they're only going to be able to get me off two, maybe three more of times.

When she started in about the friends I turned it off. She didn't give a crap about the kitchen staff or the women in the restaurant subjected to her brother's (and her own) racism, sexism and sexual harassment. As far as I'm concerned I saw a quarter fall from her eyes every time she dropped another tear because,…

You can have sex with those? I thought it wasn't allowed until marriage.

The best singing voice of any male in any Disney movie. Full stop.

I was on the bus this morning, and heard, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL." I shuddered and then was covered in a wave of rage. What in the name of Yeezus...

The interview was awesome because it displayed, unequivocally, what a professional Russell Brand is. And what complete boobs the Morning Joe folks are.

What about all her other terrible interviews, her hubris and the overall mis- information routinely spread on her alleged news show?

"I didn't know Russell" is a perfectly fine thing for your great-aunt to say when she confuses your fiancee for another one of your cousins at the big family reunion.

Looks like the 'con' list of stupid finally outweighed the 'pro' hot stupid sex.

Next to the "airbrushed clothing" bullet point - what does it say next to the arrow? WHAT DOES IT SAYYYYYYY?

I can't lie: I do love being touched in the feelings...

Aaaaaand this is when you know you're old: when this is the first time I have ever heard of "ratchet" in this context. This was a really good piece, Dodai and it should give us all pause.

You know, Dodai, a Jez article hasn't made me stop and think as much as yours just did in quite a while. I try really hard to examine and check my privilege throughout my daily dealings, but it wasn't until about halfway through your article that I really got it. So thank you for being clear, measured, and nuanced…

These are just straight classic style mens dress shoes, cap toe Oxfords. I don't go in for the trends when it comes to footwear, which is easy as a man admittedly, the classics never go out of style. I've had these brown Strands for 4 years, and I've purchased 3 more pairs from Allen Edmonds since then in other…

I don't know about you guys, but I'm still rooting for Gucci Ass Diamond.

what if they never release it? then you will have no choice but to name your baby Kaidence

The existence of this baby, while of course I hold that poor darling at fault for nothing, is excruciatingly painful for me right now. Kim Kardashian is a shallow, vain, greedy, narcissistic, user who does things like make her sister smell her pussy on tv and trap a hapless Labradoodle of a man into marriage just to…

Why do I feel like we were just focus grouped? Like that's what they wanted to name the baby, so they "leaked", waited to see if everyone liked it and then decided to change it?

The baby's name does not begin with a "K". It begins with a "$".