"But what about a five-year-old waiting just outside a supermarket? What's the appropriate wait-and-see period?"

Or! Stalker/fan kidnaps favorite author and breaks his kneecaps. Oh, wait. Misery.

Superb.

"Preserve"? That's the best she could do? It's...bland. Just like her? I mean, the word "preserve" has to be the most bland name for a fancy-pants website. And it tells me nothing about the actual fancy-pants stuff it will try to sell to [richer people than me]. I mean, I thought "Goop" was bad (read: a gross name for…

Why on Earth is a show like this interviewing a rape victim?! Who thought this was a good idea?

gahd, i couldn't even read the whole thing. i nearly vomited at "hot pot of gold on my body." excuse me, while i go pour acid on my eyes to wash them out.

"Fat people are not allowed to eat "beautiful" foods that make them feel healthy and strong, because taking joy in meals is for thin people. When fat people do it, it's a vulgarity, an indecent exposure, a slow public suicide."

it's about goddamn time.

it's the same thing as saying "i have Jewish friends."

If ever there was an appropriate time to use a cat meme with the word "GOOD" on it...

you get all the stars from me. I love those women, Tig N. especially. She is my spirit animal.

The "HER?" heard 'round the world.

I have a genuine question. Is complaining about the casting of a lighter-skinned POC akin to telling her that she isn't "black enough?"

Yeah, I sat through one episode of that noise and was all Nope. She is NOT Prentiss!

I'm just going to put this out there: it looks kind of terrible.

I think Homeland's Carrie is a terrible agent. I mean, I would have been fired on the spot for, you know, protecting/having sex with the terrorist.

Oh, GOD I MISS PRENTISS.

This is what I love about Knocked UP - it's like everyone is funny and entertaining in OPPOSITION to her. I like to hate-watch 27 Dresses, but can't explain why.

Maybe we will get a second trailer that is awesome. Because I refuse to believe that Amy Poehler could be associated with something so...trite.

I think my funny bone might be broken. I should have loved that part. WHY DIDN'T I LAUGH?!?