“Each episode will have a theme. Themes include grieving, poverty, love making, cooking for one, fish, gift giving, wood, and a holiday special.”

I’ve been rewatching Unbreakable and these two are such a delight together! I’ll watch anything with Jane.

“They can’t call our President a toddler.”

Every time I get rejected for a job because I’m “not qualified enough”, I think of these guys. They’re the very definition of privilege and they never understand why people like me just can’t get better jobs. Because Daddy gave it to you, asshole.

Young Donald is the motivational poster image for all the mediocre offspring of “dynamic business leaders”. Like the first husband of my friend, whose title of VP/Fleet Management meant that every day he golfed or fished til 11 or so, then came to the office to take a company car (there were 4) either to the…

One of the original pieces on this topic outlined the steps to joining the group. It has some of the hallmarks of a 12-step program, but for 6-year olds.. First you have to declare that you’re one of them.

Gavin McInnes is the kind of neo-Nazi that’s still too into trying to look cool that he could never fully commit to the shaved head and swastika tattoo lifestyle.

I know this doesn’t exactly apply to this story, but it’s been gnawing at me all weekend. I went to a friends house for an early fourth party and got roped into a political conversation with a conservative couple (friend of a friend type). It, of course, turned ugly very quickly. I wanted their honest thoughts on how…

I hate these stories. They’re impossibly difficult and cruelly unfair. But I’m still of the mind that if my child’s organs cannot function without a machine doing the work for them, this is not life.

Yeah, I knew what I was getting. That’s why I voted against the sexist, racist, homophobic, transphobic, incestual, paranoid, idiotic, treasonous, poorphobic, greedy, eduphobic, evil, climate denying shit pile.

I’m sure some people looking to sell their shitty homes stumbled upon this and complained to Zillow about it.

fewer people in my way at disney parks? good!

George Glass.

Tiffany Trump is like that girl who adds you on FB (even though she ignored you back in junior high) & has “School of Hard Knocks” under Education. The only thing stopping you from unfriending her is all the awesome drama on her wall.

The stiller divorce is a pretty sad deal, but sometimes you just grow out of love.

I would pay to see a world leader do an “up high, down low, too slow” move on him.

Might as well make a buck off of suckers.

My guess is that he knows his political career is donezo, and he’s banking on a career in lobbying. The pharma industry is pretty big in New Joisey, and he’s probably using this pointless grandstanding as a resume.

Breaking News: Mike Milbury is an asshole.