He sent sex toys and a douche? Holy fucking creepy stalker, Batman! Call the po-po and ask for a restraining order. Also, there is no fucking way he told his wife what he sent. I’d mail that shit back to his wife with a note saying her husband is a goddamn psycho and that she should be aware of his creeping. And that…

Just get the writers from Hurricane Bianca. It was low budget but holy shit it was funny. It’s on Netflix and they’re making a sequel.

Paris: visit for the art and the food. Leave because they don’t care if people are pedos and abusers. Also because Parisians are the snobbiest assses in the world. Even the homeless guy you just gave money to will yell at you for not speaking perfect French (literally happened to me).

I’m so glad she’s never been asked to suck dick by a man who could ruin her career, or constantly harasssed, and never raped or groped. She should be thankful and not belittle others that have. Just because it didn’t happen to you, doesn’t mean it didn’t happen to A LOT of other people, including children.

I’ve wondered that myself. There are women who get off on watching guys molesting children. Which makes them pedos themselves. How the hell has social services not taken her kids away by now for endangerment?

See? This is what happens when you stop marrying your cousins. You get attractive royals and people who look happy to be together.

Whatever. She’s just jelly cause Megan is marrying the hot ginger -and Jo is just another 25 yr old blonde swizzle stick, boning an unattractive 54 yr old sugar daddy. I mean come on... look at these two.

Ok but you totally missed the animatronic Aflac Duck that is going to be given to kids with cancer for FREE. If you don’t cry after watching that video, you’re a monster.

Pass. I have to live this shit daily with my family... walking on egg shells to not talk about my parents and the GOP voting for someone as corrupt as the Clintons, but completely incompetent. Mom knows I voted for Hillary and knows I only did it because I knew Trump would be worse overall. She thinks Trump is awful,…

Dear Ladies of France... if you don’t like it, no one asked you to participate. Go back to your cigarettes and champagne... we’ll be fine without you. Just don’t come crying to us later about the horrible men in your lives. Putting up with it isn’t a badge of honor. Kindly piss off.

Ok but seriously who is paying Mark Wahlberg that much money and WHY? Aside from this, he did Transformers Last Knight, which didn’t make back its budget and Daddy’s Home 2.

Old enough to be a youth pastor and in a position of influence over minors. That’s all that matters. If you’re old enough to tell teenagers what to believe in as an authority figure, you’re too old to be whipping your dick out.

Ugh. Look I’m all for people admitting what they’ve done and asking for forgiveness, but that’s not what’s happening here. He totally sugar coated it to his congregation (so of course they’re gonna applaud) and didn’t go into the gross details of manipulation and sexual assault of a minor. And he wouldn’t be doing it…

Or you know, maybe don’t let your publicist put a pin on you for a cause without defining your stance of that cause.

Not surprised. It was announced that several of Pence’s staff were quitting too. Rats bailing on on the sinking SS Trumptanic.

Please. All they had to do was start talking about all the real and graphic parts of having their periods and that jackass would have bailed. No MRA guy could handle it.

I hope for her sake she goes on before Britney. Because thanks to that Vegas residency, Britney is on effing point for performing live. She even goes to the trouble to record extra vocals that sound more “live” than just lip syncing to the studio recording. I wouldn’t want to follow Britney unless I was Gaga (who can…

I’m all about some Kylo Ren. I’d totally be his Force dominatrix. Dark, naughty boy.

Right? Her ass would have married Sam and been traveling the world dressed in silk and fur. No time for kids... she’d have been doing lines off a mirror and partying her ass off.

It’s one thing to send your kid to a summer camp to help them learn social and practical life skills. It’s quite another to send your nice, but sensitive kid to a school year round where he’s going to be the weakest link. Also, Charles was at that point the future king... and last season we watched as Elizabeth had to…