Happy Holocaust has me laaauuuuughing oh god

Bitter AF. I’m a lifelong Georgia girl and I’m bummed. My little kids are bummed. My oldest is going through a gun-loving republican phase, so he’s happy, but he’s also 14 and dumb, so fuck his stupid opinions. 

Without a doubt. But the way she has handled this, acknowledging that this is a lost battle while still not recognizing the results as legitimate, is an amazing mix of political smarts and class. We have not seen the last of her.

Stacey Abrams was robbed and the voters in Georgia were robbed, ug.

Right after I gave birth to my son, my mom took a picture that included my naked, right titty, and texted it to our entire family. Does that count?

Currently? All of them, because I am texting the coworker I kissed last night and apparently we’re getting lunch and I’m convinced everything I’ve written is dumb, dumb, dumb. 

I’d say save it for Barf Bag, but I’m sure by then he’ll have committed some more barf-worthy acts.

I’m gonna wear out this gif.

It’s the idea that suicide is something you can DO to a person by breaking their heart.  Obviously external circumstances can influence a person’s mood, but by saying it was because of a broken heart implies that Bourdain was wronged and whoever wronged him is somehow responsible for his death.  Not only that, but as…

Came for Hocus Pocus, left disappointed.

YES

He’s reliving the beat down Obama gave him in 2011. Macron publicly humiliated him with that speech about nationalism. Trump wasn’t wearing earphones at the time (so that he could hear a translation) which is basically covering his ears and screaming “I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!!” He also refused to clap when the speech ended.

i think she’s not mocking britney but feeling that she needs to jam out because everything is fucked.  i kind of am down with it. ;) 

I skip over the tweets, already have an ulcer. And don’t have Twitter. That helps too.

Shockingly he can and does get stupider

I have exactly one French friend, and he thinks the reds from South Australia are quite palatable but anything else is hot garbage. It's so much fun taking a $7 bottle of wine for dinner, just to see him sweat...

In case it hasn’t already been posted. The French Army is now trolling Trump:

Also a fair point, but those are in the US where secret service can do and shut down whatever they want. won’t tell him he has toilet paper on his shoe.

Too rainy for honoring vets but never too rainy for golf!

I’d also find it more believable if he hadn’t skipped a visit to Arlington the very next day...