I agree - they lack the irony and are also used way too often (and no, she doesn’t get better at them). 

#teamscorpio 🦂

I’ve spent most of the weekend bingeing House of Cards and just finished. No spoilers - BUT.... seriously. Has anybody watched it too? 

And why am I grey??? 

WHY NO DIRT BAG

I’ll try that! 

I just can’t get used to face tats. I guess some people are running out of real estate? Bieber’s one looks like stitches over his eyebrow. 

Thandie and Gwyneth look so much alike, they could be sisters (or half-sisters, like they played in Jefferson In Paris). Once you see it, it can never be unseen. 

My cat doesn’t want to eat alone, I think. She’ll nag and nag until I follow her into the kitchen to check on her water bowl (full), food plate (full) and litterbox (clean), and then she proceeds to wolf down the food, while I’m standing next to her asking WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU CAT.

The show has become crisis management, I think. 

I think Kris hacked his account. 

Enjoy Heidi’s pre-op look!

A car and driver on call. Because I can’t drive (nor am allowed to due to eye problems) and the idea that there’s someone there to drive you everywhere feels like the total luxury to me. 

I put cashmere in the freezer to kill possible moth eggs (so you don’t have to wash it at a high temp which would ruin it). And because I’m utterly lazy, and have a big freezer, I tend to keep my cashmere in there all through the months that I don’t wear it. I live near water and my building is always plagued by moths…

Yes fellow Dutchie! 

Stores are within walking distance, plus I work at home, so it’s also a way to push myself to go outside for a walk, or even a welcome distraction.

Huh. So in the vagina, like a kind of tampon... interesting. The name ‘effortless’ is still funny though. 

But it’s so oily and runny - I would be afraid of leakage. 

Trumps random capitalization- so German immigrant. 

Complicit.