I want to adopt her. Or the other way around. She is so cool (also: the name Saga!) and, although she probably doesn’t like it, she does sound kinda like Pippi Longstocking. 

I know, my neighbor had a stalker for three years and the police couldn’t do anything. They ‘warned’ him multiple times... which was useless of course, they would hold him in a cell for a night to scare him, which was also useless. It also felt unsafe to the rest of the people in the building, he tried to break in, he …

I know people have died - I meant it more rhetorically I guess? My neighbor had a stalker for three years and the police couldn’t do anything. It ended when he killed himself, which is also tragic.

Mind you, he’s not Mexican!

Does someone have to die before they really do something about stalkers? Kendall already lives in a gated community, has security guards. I feel awful for anyone who has these kind of problems, not being able to feel safe as home is the worst.

This works really great as birth control, thanks.

My friends have always been very honest (to the point of showing pictures yikes) about the ugly sides of child birth, including stitches, pain, poop. 

I have a natural instinct for bullshit.

I’m so happy Midweek Madness is back! It is back, right, I mean, I didn’t block it out all this time or anything? Because I usually love gossip.

0/10 would not watch

I intensely dislike Melania because she’s a Birther, she’s complicit and her arrogance is just beyond, but nopenopenope to this. Not out of respect, but because it’s also lame AF. nTrump as an exotic dancer, now that’s another story.

I always pronounce it like this:

Totally called it last Friday when I saw her in that coat.

Seriously, I had my first ‘relationship’ that lasted longer than 3 months after I was 25. 

Second best bridesmaid (because Charlotte will always win): the daughter of Robbie Williams. She rocks.

Aha. Good to know I hate her for the right reasons. 

And look at Lila Moss, all grown up!

Lana is friends with Stevie Nicks so my money is on her. 

I haven’t watched AHS since Coven because I loved that season so much, and hated what I saw of the next so much that I gave up. This makes me want to binge watch Apocalypse, I mean STEVIE NICKS. So it’s really this good?

I did forget how bad the Bush years were, and thought he was likable compared to you-know-who but then he whipped votes for Kavanaugh.