Ha, in all my rage I typed the wrong thing. 

Good JJ reference.

Religion and morals are so overrated. FUCK YOU WALMART.

So child abuse is okay if it results in some fun songs, riiiiight. 

For a full five seconds I thought it was Joe Jackson, singer of Is She Really Going Out With Him and I felt really sorry. Because he’s not a child hitting scumbag.

He’s lost the weight for a role.

Blue just made my crappy crappy day a little better.

I keep hearing CIVIL WAR in Jake Weber’s Homeland voice in my head. Civil war, a new world war, the end of the world, what is the end game here of this administration?

He’s not burning down Washington. Yet.

Lying over and over again doesn’t make it true. Period.

I can’t even comprehend how this is happening. How can anyone in Congress/GOP just watch this and do nothing??? Can Trump and Session be called before the International Court of Justice in The Hague for crimes against humanity? I feel like nothing is happening, is everyone so numbed by all Trump’s crazy actions? Maybe…

Dead beat fathers - what can you do. This goes for both Tommy Lee and Tommy Markle. STFU and crawl under the stone you came from.

I’ve watched all of ER and Grey’s Anatomy. I could be a surgeon.

In any case, a better wig than Travolta’s. Btw I know plenty of older dudes with good hair!

No way I’m joining Tidal - I can hold out. Clips looks and sounds good tho. Those dancers, are they shading Kanye/Yeezy?

Some pun or another about oral pleasure (sorry, busy at work).

My best (and first) SJP sighting was during the second season of SATC, peak SATC - me and my friends loved it. One day, we decided to play tourist and we took the Circle Line for 3 hours (which was actually a lot of fun because the weather was beautiful and we sat outside on the deck). When we docked again, a limo…

I hated it the first time I saw it and I’ve watched it every Christmas since.

Isn’t them looking perfect kind of the point of this whole movie? I’m in it for the hair, the makeup, the outfits.