I spend a large portion of my day analyzing (non-human) poop. Is it clumpier than usual? Different colors? What number is it on the poop scale (5 is normal, 1 totally liquid, for anyone curious). Then I get to fill out my nifty little fecal chart! Yay poop!

I love the cat gifs showing up at the end of dirt bags. I couldnt care less about the celebrity crap, give me more kittehs!

I'm not their primary keeper, I just give them a snack at night, so no, I am probably not the awesome lady you've seen :)

They're not very gossippy but they do steal all the pens

Ahhhh! Guys! I work with these wolverines!! I'm so excited I don't even care about Hugh Hackman!

Dear lord, string cheese sticks that have sat in a room temperature locker for four hours are the absolute WORST. I couldn't eat them for years after h.s.