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Jessica Alba sued Honest Toddler, the best anti parent blog, for trademark infringement despite them being their first. Fuck Jessica alba and he overpriced horseshit.

People will go to extreme “lengths”to fix or hide their imperfections...

Words, and a bit of vomit, seem to have left me.

She's incredibly likeable and has good comedic timing. I guess I can understand that it gets boring being offered the same exact types of roles over and over, but also if I had as much money as she does I would never work again. So what do I know. Good for her for trying to challenge herself, I guess?

...doesn’t (appear) to wear makeup in them and is dressed down. The styling gives the illusion that her acting has weight or she brings anything meaningful to her characters. “Oh, she looks so dowdy in this film. What a stretch for her.”

Yup. Sounds like a male writer: He believes he deserves an “intelligent” wife, but sees intelligence, like beauty, as an adornment on women. Then he’s confused when his fascination with the adornment wains. He concludes that it was the woman herself who was the illusion, instead of recognizing that it was his

Get yourself a picture!

Gail is like that annoying perfect girl on student council who always slagged everyone else off. “I know they prepared a four-course meal in 25 minutes on a ski gondola using only their left hands and random ingredients, but I would have liked a little more crunch.”

Padma is a goddess and I love how she is flowering into someone who clearly does not give a fuck. Rushdie is lucky she let his toadlike appendages make contact with her golden skin for a single second, much less put up with his shit for 8 years.

It’s always so bizarre to me to see Padma on TV or the news. I went to high school with her- I was a freshman when she was a senior and we had the same theater class (she was going by Angelique at the time, I guess in an attempt to Americanize her name?). She was always kind- something unexpected for someone so

How dare she want to have an equal share of the light. Imagine competing with him instead of just admiring his genius and feeling lucky he chose her. What a total bitch. /s

Padma Lakshmi is legitimately the best thing about Top Chef, and I say that as someone who loves the show a lot. This season she’s just been throwing shade left and right at the contestants and clearly having a fantastic time not giving a fuck. She rules that set.

FUCKING UGH. Thank you for having the patience.

Blackface is not OK

The looks thing is an issue because Zoe Saldana looks NOTHING like Nina Simone, and SO MUCH of Nina Simone’s work was specifically about her experience as a dark-skinned and not conventionally beautiful black woman. So in this Hollywood version, hiring a Hollywood-beautiful, lighter skinned black actress is a problem,

I’m surprised the conversation has been all about wanting a specific gender, because my mind immediately went to sex-linked diseases.

people are mad because Christianity tells them to be.

Right? This shouldn’t read “Meryl Streep Addresses Controversy” it should say “Correction: Meryl Streep Didn’t Defend All-White Jury”

So Americans and Europeans are now white only??

Yeah, but did you hear what Meryl said last week?