I'm going to tell you right now that there are four successful semen cookbooks, you can pick up at least one of them at your local B&N. So.... *

Unless the guy puréed sailors for that yogurt, he'd use 'semen'.

That is really really gross. It would be equally as gross if a guy made yogurt or something similar out of his seamen.

I know all about them. My family has a lake house in Michigan. The Canadian geese are ruthless. They gave me foot-hand-mouth as a kid, because I, like all other 4-year-olds, was disgusting. They also chased me all the way down to the beach one day after I sprayed them with a super-soaker to get them the fuck off of…

Um, what? You said this:

Um. They weren't at the Grammys where there was a whole number dedicated to ending domestic violence. Chris Brown - actual physical abuser - was.

Gah, I'm so torn about wading into this because I agree she is calling out a double standard and, however badly she's explaining it (and it's bad, and dangerous, and slippery-slope-y), I don't believe she's in the wrong. Argh, I feel weird! But it's my opinion and I'm very open to discussion. I read a Jezebel article…

Stratford isn't like anything in the states that I have ever seen. It is full of culture, theater, quaint inns, old homes, and polite swans. My god, I love those swans so much. The fact that it has live theater productions in four beautiful theaters for six months out of the year make it my Mecca. I have been invited…

I said I would quit and call myself a citizen of the world from now on! At least, until I move to Stratford, Ontario in a few years. I didn't know it bothered you guys so much, and I apologize for any offense or annoyance.

The Stratford swans are descendants of the royal swans in England. They are beloved by everyone in Stratford and the visitors. They also have Chinese geese (which looks like a cross between a swan and a chicken, so me and my wife call them swickens) ducks and other waterfowl. But the swans are the special ones. At the…

"Chau Sun Kerya, spokeswoman for the Apsara Authority (the group that manages Angkor), said the sisters' actions were "deeply offensive" because Angkor is considered sacred ground. "Perhaps they did not know Angkor is a holy site."

I mixed up my tools and was like ... that's so wrench?

Well I am glad you are moving if you are unhappy, and Canada is an excellent choice! But I still don't think you should tell people you are Canadian if you aren't. Sure - come to Canada. But don't lie. We don't like that this side of the boarder. It's not a very nice or Canadian thing to do.

I like how sacred holy thing need physical humans to defend them from nudity.

Yeah, it's a big red flag. It's often followed by "As a white, straight, able bodied male, I'm experiencing dis-quim-in-ashun".

I immediately distrust anyone who even uses the term political correctness.

So women and minorities have a glass ceiling where they cannot get to the top, no matter what they do. And white guys have a glass ceiling where no matter how hard they stomp their feet, they cannot descend to the bottom. Reverse glass ceiling....Gotcha.

This is the equivalent of like an 8 year old stomping off the basketball court and screaming "I'm not playing anymore!" because someone is actually trying to play against him.

"Political correctness bad!" statements are a reliable litmus test for identifying assholes.

ur life sounds rly hard