It's extremely sad. This is why I never understood people who seemingly are blindly following their church.

Yeah, seriously. My friend lived with her boyfriend for over a year and was five months pregnant when they got married in a church. The priest gave zero fucks.

Brings a whole new meaning to "mutual interpenetration". That was a theology joke. Athankyou...

Count me out. I'm an apathetic agnostic. I don't know, and I don't care. ;)

"We didn't feel worthy or able to meet the requirements of a good Catholic couple,

Woo, the Pope is living in the early 20th century now. On our current track, he should be able to perform a gay Marriage in 112 years.

So technically, every time I have sex, I'm also doing it with St. Peter's Basilica and The Big JC himself? Kinkay.

I have guns, I was shooting when I was 7. If I had a 9 year old kid and someone told me that they could shoot a semi-automatic, I would tell them they were nuts and no thanks. Sometimes you have to have exercise common sense.

Well she did kill someone. That's a bit different than fuzzy memories about that one time you crashed your bike.

How many pissing-contest points do they get for "My kid shot some guy in the head".

My guess is asshole parents who want to brag about how their kid shot an Uzi in "my kid is cooler than your kid"-pissing contests

It's mostly other people's reactions that make me feel annoyed having them. Which really means the boobs aren't the problem, other people are.

Can we talk about how there's a huge drop off in pretty bras and a huge increase in trashy-looking bras once you reach a certain size? Seems like every time I see a cute bra they never make it above a C cup. But the ones that look like Little Bo Peep fucked a leopard are always available in my size.

I love my boobs even with the pitfalls and bras, I'd rather have them than not.

Any vagina-derived name would also serve as a great sci-fi character or planet name. To wit:

Now, is there a certain diet that would make them produce recreational drugs? Because that would really get the party started.

Vagina is a helluva drug.

Well, who wrote "The Vagina Monologues," then????

I am always in awe of those who can own their experiences in order to push for change. It can't be easy to call attention to yourself and to traumatic events in your past, especially when that means opening yourself up to ignorant victim blaming. I sincerely hope we see the effects of this bravery in the very near…