Amateur porn has always made me feel a little squicky for just that reason. I don't like to think that anything that makes my ladybits tingle is anything but 100% consensual.

Agreed, but the fact that he was a grown man who made Mommy do his laundry for him and BRAGGED about it is such a massive fucking ginormous red flag that I am now quietly humming the Italian communist ditty "Bandiera Rossa" to myself.

It's not a sex crime? Damn, I hope they fix that real soon. Somebody needs to pass a Yes Means Yes law for posting internet nudity.

I hope he tried to move back in with his mom, and Mom said, "Sorry, sweetie, I don't want any hidden cameras in my house. Guess you're gonna have to do your own laundry."

What's really weird is that this isn't technically revenge porn. He didn't upload it because his ex pissed him off. . . he uploaded a video of someone he was happily in a relationship with.

Bonus portrait for those in the business of printing images on punching bags.

I feel exponentially worse for that woman now. Not only was she subjected to this, she slept with THAT. *shudder*

The guy with this face wanted the world to see him fuck. Beside the absolutely horrendous criminal act he committed against the woman, ponder the fact that this guy, possessor of this face, presumed to think the world needed to see him fuck.

It is interesting to hear her choices. I am wondering about some of the higher risks involved with pregnancies that late. I would be a lot more interested in hearing how she weighed those risks against the benefits, and coming to the decision that way. Like, does she have a backup plan for children born with…

If you have a parent who loves you and supports you, then yes, you are lucky. No matter what age that parent is.

From the looks of the article she could not give a shit about "Raising her children" so much as "pawns them off to nannies" by the time they are 18 and 16 they will be latch key kids with a trust fund. The whole article just feels like she is bragging about how rich she is and how she "can do it all" because she is…

I always think that people who want 1500 word articles written about them in the newspaper don't care about what other people think.

Streisand had a lot more than just the one side thing. She also made them put vaseline on the lenses or something like that. Soft filter.

PROOF:

The photo is actually flipped, so that's still her left side (as her dimple is only on the left). Apparently lots of celebrities flip images like that.

I once heard that the reason some celebrities riders are so outlandish is because they want to make sure that whomever they are working with has actually read them. There's the story about how Van Halen's rider always demanded that there be a bowl of M&Ms backstage and there were to be no brown M&Ms in it.

Ok. So. No I still don't get it. I'm sorry. I'm not actively trying to be dense, but I was under the impression that discussing gender, what that means, where we fall along the line of the multi-dimensional spectrum that is gender helps root us in the world. Not just men, but all people. Masculinity is a socially…

To be fair, the right side of Ariana Grande's face is hideous. MY EYES ARE BURNING!

Clearly the story about Cara and the bacon should've been Dirt Bag's lead this morning because... well, because bacon.

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