Favour... can you post a link to the video that is viewable for us folks outside of the States?

Once while studying abroad, I left a blue ink pen sitting open in the middle of my bed, right around where the crotch lives. A bunch of girl friends and I joked about how it looked like I'd had a blue period all over my sheets. A guy friend who was present freaked out, not comprehending how we could let our period…

I know hippie women who think that.

I had an ex-boyfriend who thought that tampoon sizes were made for different size vajays. "But honey, do you really need a super-sized tampoon? You're not THAT big."

I once had a boyfriend who thought periods were controlled by the moon.

Years ago, Margaret Cho did a brilliant riff in her stand up act 'If Men Had Periods'. Among other things, every bachelor apartment would look like a mass-murder scene.

can we talk about how dirty these nails are?!

For a rich person he sure has a lot of dirt and grime under his nails.

Indian people don't really consider themselves Asian

Fair warning: when this gets mainpaged, people are going to lose their shit about the Gluten comment. Gluten, by the way, isn't a healthy ingredient, nor is it gloop, it's an actual basic food protein. There's gluten in a ton of foods, the same way there's fat or sugar in a ton of foods. Hippies don't eat gluten,…

Hmm, I believe making chickpeas into falafel is a crime against chickpeas.

I always feel like falafel is supposed to taste better. But every falafel I've gotten has not been good. Like it's fried too hard and it's too dry.

That headline made me think the note's Author was a woman (even though my expert handwriting analysis led me to believe a man wrote it before I got confirmation from Quantico on my hunch.)

I think this proves that Colbert's show is working. It entertains liberals and annoys conservatives. Well done.

Responding to a satirist with harrumphy self-importance typically goes really, really well.

This grosses me out. I am constantly disinfecting my stethoscope of blood pressure cuff. Bleurgh. So many chests and arms and germs and skin cells and sweat and argh gross. I'm a community RN, and I even wipe over my phone, steering wheel etc, laptop all day. And when I have been a patient myself, I just look at the…

You should be more worried about your MOA or nurse's stethoscope. They touch many, many more people than the doctor's scopes do. Just ask them when the last time they sanitized their scope and they'll probably do it right in front of you.

I wonder if a demon infestation is kind of like getting lice or bedbugs. Those suckers are hard to get rid of. I am imagining her scrubbing herself with some smelly disinfectant and putting everything in plastic bags. Do you have to throw out your mattress when you get a demon infestation?

"Screened for mental health"? You're the crazy one here. Mental illness doesn't just lie in wait until you put a ring on it. If you didn't know beforehand, either she did a great job hiding it, the marriage itself sent her off the deep end, or you didn't see the warning signs. How long did you know her before you…

Surely the fact that koala's have two opposable thumbs on each hand is also worth a mention?