Good luck, kid. I ask for pants and tits every year and I just keep getting pants.

Vernon Davis definitely doesn't like having his helmet grabbed and pulled.

That is a common call known as "in the neighborhood". It's a safety issue and sort of a gentleman's agreement among all the players, managers, and team leaders.

Oh, and that whole "half-nigger" business? Glossed right the fuck over

To save everyone a lot of scrolling:

Richardson is regressing, you dope.

Not quite! It's San Fran, Tennessee, and the eight cities that played in the CBS Early round.

That's not fair. The Vikings are doing plenty to make themselves look stupid, thank you very much.

As a member of the bar, the only people I hate more than lawyers are law students. Also, he misspelled "remedy." And used bold and underline. Jesus.

I don't think they'd be liable for liable.