Or Paul Verhoeven’s Home Alone.

Al Qaeda really should have invested more in bioweapons, shouldn’t they?

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The same way most celebrity engagements are treated as news?

“How is this newsworthy? So somebody’s gay, big whoop”

Certainly explains why they didn’t go to Chick-fil-A.

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL REPEAT AGAIN: THERE IS A SPOILER ALERT AHEAD!!!!!

You hot on the heels of giving your baby a realistic looking gun that’s actually a cigarette lighter on her birthday that a rando kid helped you win at a crane game after you got robbed at the off track betting…

I think sometimes that the flip side of the American Dream - that Americans are all just ‘temporarily embarrassed millionaires’, that they can all rise to the top one day - is a sort of calvinistic need to condemn those who are actually at the top: Americans reassure themselves that if they were in that position,…

They may be human, and I do have sympathy for the abuse that Logan has no doubt put his children through over the years, but they are all terrible, rotten people. Even Ewan has an agenda.

I wonder if Guillermo really doesn’t care about becoming a vampire anymore

Well, they sure as shit probably will now. This is tragic to a nearly inexplicable degree. I can’t even figure out the logistics of it. Not to mention this happening directly after Ruby Rose lays out a shit-load of disturbing accusations of flagrant safety violations on CW shows, and all of it in the shadow of a…

Brandon Lee during the making of The Crow as well.

Folks, this is partly why the Unions were, and still might, going to strike.

Whoa, Justified didn’t even make the list?

Kaitlyn Dever seems to becoming an excellent actor. She always seems to put in a great performance every time i see her. 

Way to go Fisher Stevens!

I was just so goddamn glad this show is back I did not hit “skip” on the intro and instead let that glorious theme wash over me.

The credits don’t change per episode, they do change per season though. They added J Smith-Cameron last season, and they added the Willa and Karolina actors this year, so they’ve gotten a little longer, and changed up some of the imagery. 

Yeah, Roman totally made that call to push Gerri and sabotaged himself on purpose.

• Is Connor still running for president? While he’s holding down the Balkans?