Its too bad it went downt he rabbit hole because the actual story is kinda delightful all around:

Shout out to the “woman battering human landfill” description of Floyd Mayweather.

MC Lyte is the truth. Plus Iggy (or perhaps Amethyst) never hid the fact that Iggy Azalea IS a character she created to escape as an artist, as many MANY other very famous hip-hop stars did in the past and ended up legends of the game...
From her old interviews, you know back when she was a flop nobody 2/3/4 years ago…

Make sure you wait a good amount of time before putting tape on your nails. Then stick the tape to your hand a bunch of times before you put it on your nails so it’s not *too* sticky.

It appears you’re trying to work out...

Yeah, I’ve never had this work either. I once waited until the NEXT DAY (12+ hours later) and STILL had the tape lift up the polish. I can only guess the issue is needing 1) shittier tape or 2) better nail polish?

Sometimes it helps if you stick the tape to your skin first, then put it on your nails. The oils and disgustingness from your skin makes the tape a little less sticky, so it stays in place but doesn’t take the base coat with it. Or just get shittier tape.

I’m such a terrible person. I am Mac from Always Sunny on that episode where he’s bummed that he’s apparently the only kid that didn’t get molested by the gym teacher. When people share their stories about street harassment, I feel left out.

Daughters do tend to worship their dads, so it's possible she's found qualities in you that she also sees in him.

Could be another example of Megyn Kelly caring about issues that directly affect Megyn Kelly....

That might actually be better than my Kinja gif

Basically *I* (usually) think I'm pretty, but I just about always think that other people WON'T find me pretty. In other words, I usually think I'm gorgeous but simultaneously think that I'm not what men want to see/someone strangers will look at and find attractive.

"specific economics aside, no matter what a couple asks for as a wedding gift, you should shut right the hell up and give it to them."

They don't fuck because she has vowed to not have intercourse until she's in a committed relationship.

"I don't even really do cocktails anymore. There is a certain point in your life where you just turn to red wine, and that is kind of the point I have hit now. I love a nice Malbec."

So we haven't had a ceremony yet because it isn't legal to get married in our state, we're not getting federal benefits, and we're waiting for both of us to graduate so we can save some money. But we have a plan to save money for our wedding, and I think it's mighty brilliant. We are having it in Canada. You see,…

My favorite part of this story is that it's HIS favorite part of the zoo.

Wow. That guy... wow.

how do these guys function?