Do you always talk out your ass or just today?

1993 Ford SHO-powered aluminum Super-Sable. I never knew it existed until Matt's article several years ago.......http://jalopnik.com/5524154/fords-…

im just not a pussy magnet yellow fan. but looks good.

Raptor

So long as you stay on the furniture and don't touch the lava you'll be fine.

Or just in general. This shouldn't be a situation of "do the right thing or we will make you look bad" but rather, "were going to make you look bad (because you are), your going to lose business, your going to cave and do the right thing in hopes that we stop, but we wont, because we know you will just go back to…

Not shown in the pic, but this is included...

Stout rollcage for the win.

Let Orlove drive

If this doesn't make the list..........

On a more serious note, it is good to practice vehicle control. And the slippery surface make it a low speed maneuver. So people really should take advantage of optimal drift conditions.

Not taking advantage of optimal drift conditions

The best advice I can give anyone planning to finance a car is to GET PRE-APPROVED BY AN OUTSIDE CREDIT UNION OR BANK before you go to the dealer to close the deal.

I feel sad for the entire Jalopnik staff because despite going to Detroit for the NAIAS, they are simply 5 years too late to enjoy the world's greatest interstate rest stop fried chicken.

It appears this guy is butt hurt.

I love it!

The car will burn him soon enough.

When you go to school in Italy for Car design/Engineering is there a class where you specifically learn how to make your designs catch fire immediately after being deformed or mistreated in any way shape or form?

That blonde girl can wear that cheese hat all she wants, goodness gracious.

Here's a few more photos of the stunt. All those folks who came up to pet the bear? They're braver than I am, and I drive Vipers and shit for a living.