The questions is is this your new Facebook profile picture?

The only reason I don't have one is I don't have $100k to drop on a truck yet.

I would buy one in a heart beat! Why would you not want one of these?!

Why does this cars existence trouble me deeply? Because I live in America and GM says I can't have one.

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Somebody had to do it

They probably stole the trailer not knowing what was in it and happened to get lucky.
We had one of our race haulers stolen a couple of years ago and luckily there wasn't a car in it at the time. They found it dumped in the middle of the woods about ten miles from where it was stolen.

Seriously how do you hide a 39 ft bumper pull trailer and a car that looks like that?

Yeah, they are absolutely great vehicles. I loved mine.

When I got it it was pretty rough looking. The guy who traded it in was in some sort of construction work and the inside was pretty messy. Mechanically it was good. Also the guy was expecting to get the $4,500 cash for clunkers money for it so while it might have been worth more he jumped on it when the dealership…

I was just suggesting it was a good hand me down. Mine wasn't a hand me down. I was doing an internship at a Nissan dealership in the summer of 2009 and a guy tried to trade in what would become my excursion (2001 Limited with the 6.8L V-10 and about 120,000 miles) for cash for clunkers. The dealership ended up buying…

I did follow every rule relating to the car, because I knew that if I broke the rules the car was gone and I was SOL. I respected my parents.

Its simple, you make the rule that my parents had when I turned 16 that I was only allowed to have 1 person in the car with me. Why would you not want your kid to have one of these? The safety that one of these would provide to your child, they are always going to win in an accident.

Now I'm not saying I ever filled it full because the damn thing had a 44 gallon gas tank, but I was still able to do stuff. The trick is taking a bunch of friends with you and then have them throw in money for gas.

I had the excursion my senior year so 2009-2010

Hey I had one in college and I was able to do cool things in it.

Ford Excursion

Drove next to this awesome rig at Woodward this past year.