You know Pillsbury sells crescent roll dough without the perforations now, specifically for creative projects like this, right?

Being from Alabama means I come into these stories thinking “please don’t be in Alabama.” About a 1/3 or the time, I’m not disappointed.

I think the problem is that, like Carlos Mencia, the OP just wasn’t funny.

Thanks for expanding my understanding a bit. Like I said, I’m not defending Sony here; it is definitely bullshit. P

Not a defense of Sony, because this is bullshit regardless, but the total files limit isn’t that bizarre. If you don’t understand why, just try copying two folders that are the same size, but one of which contains just a few large files and the other which contains thousand of tiny files. Large file structures are…

If there is a document proving that Tesla disclosed they would or might remove FSD or other features after the sale, let them produce it themselves. It’s their reputation on the line here, so if they have documentation which absolves them, they should share it. They must be aware of this press at this point; I just…

So close to being the setup for a fantastically cringey joke. Because if it wasn’t working on Android...

I agree with you, but I had to read your comment three times before I actually got it right. My brain kept replacing “real world problem” with “first-world problem.”

Same. When they announced the change I was like “yeah, that’s a hard pass.” My gamertag also has a space in it—not an underscore, an actual space—and it’s my actual name, no numbers. I ain’t ever giving that up.

Same. I decided to leave Bing on when I installed Chromium Edge on one of my machines for an extended test drive a few months back. I continue to use Edge as my primary browser on this machine, and am still using Bing. I was already doing the rewards program via Xbox Insider and sometimes the fun little quizzes they…

Well...it could be easier. A lot of the weird Chinese phone brands that make some unique phone concepts that you have to import to get your hands on will come with a glass screen protector pre-installed from the factory. I wish the big companies that operate in the US would adopt this practice, although I realize why…

My resolution is 4096 x 2160. Will that do?

Eh, I still find it dubious. I read your sources, but the only element of them that seems to clinch it is Kean’s claim that it would take about two years for Caesar’s last breath to be distributed across the globe. Maybe I’ll get around to reading his book, as it does sound fascinating, but until I have I’ve got only…

“There are more molecules of air in one breath than there are breaths in the atmosphere. That means that every breath you take probably contains at least one molecule of Newton’s last breath.”

It’s still happening today. There are people walking (or wheeling) around today who were taught to spell “tomorrow” as “to morrow” in grade school. I think “a lot” is headed in that direction, despite the protests of many strict grammaticists. Personally, I’m good with dropping the space and spelling it as “alot,”…

I had never even heard of “upmost,” and had to look it up. For what it’s worth, I found a reference to it in a grammar guide from 1867. So for others who, like me, may have been thinking that this was some new stupid form of unnecessary word-shortening, be advised that it’s actually an old stupid form of unnecessary…

For something everyone loves

For something everyone loves

LOL. Definitely not the red wire. That’s almost always power. Black is fairly universally ground. To be safe, I’d just cut everything but red and black. But I think for USB there should only be four wires, and data is usually green and either white or blue. That’s based on remembered experience from the USB 2.0…

For that same $7 you could buy this cheap portable power bank which does the same job, can also provide a little extra power away from an outlet, and has a built-in flashlight.

What if they had just called it a fastback instead?