The owner should be embarassed about his poor spelling. When you’re fielding a PR shitshow you have a responsiblity to not sound stupid.

Yes, I know how money works. My point is that protection from inherited debt is irrelevant unless there’s more debt than assets. Even if he had a will, if he also had debts in excess of his assets, lenders would have seized them before any of his heirs saw a penny. The law only protects heirs from inheriting debt that…

Well, the theme is that it’s always just one word. So if he’d stopped at “single-word subtitles” we’d be fine.

That’s great and all, but did he have debts? Because it sounds like his estate was well into the black. If it weren’t, this article wouldn’t exist, because the owners of that debt would have just taken his $200 million worth of money and belongings.

Exactly. Just adding something that makes no sense to the end of a true statement that makes it untrue is not a joke. Unless it is. But this isn’t.

I mean...I guess? Thing is, there actually are numerous Assassin’s Creed games with single-word subtitles, so if he’d stopped there, it would have made sense.

While there are numerous Assassin’s Creed games with single-word subtitles that start with the letter “U”...

There’s dark irony in the fact that they were able to raise that much money that quickly. The reason this happened to begin with is because the church failed to raise adequate funding and were performing the restoration on less than full budget. And yes, the Catholic church is filthy stinking rich, and doesn’t pay any…

Everybody’s piling on already about why that perception on SSDs is outdated, so I’ll just drop this reference link:
https://www.howtogeek.com/322856/how-long-do-solid-state-drives-really-last/

My version isn’t much longer than the one in the article, unless you count the additional flattery bit, which I clearly said you should use only if you’re dealing with the type of “important” people who care more about being told they’re important than actually being efficient and getting things done.

Yeah, that sounds like about the same ratios. Three of my mom’s scoops (in a gallon pitcher) was at least or pretty close to 1/5 of a 10 lb bag of sugar. I’m assuming you meant a 10 lb bag, not 5 lb, because that wouldn’t be sweet tea, but just sweetened tea, which I’m sure you know isn’t the same thing. ;) I’m…

I think you’ve cracked the series finale’s big twist.

“I know we’ve had to reschedule this meeting. Thank you for going with the flow.”

“This week Fast Company published a story where is talked about over apologizing,”

Holy shit, is Bran the tallest Stark now? I feel like all of entertainment journalism missed the biggest GoT headline.

Reading this article was like watching a lifelong Mac user struggle to open a Word document on a Windows computer.

“Ended up both electrocuting and burning my fingertips as well as throwing the cpu against the wall when I jerked away by reflex. By some miracle nothing broke.”

“When I was a poor collage student”

I know that’s a joke, but ice actually used to be exclusively available to the super rich, as it was cut from small bodies of water at high altitudes or shipped long distances from far northern climates.

I think you mean Winston...