LOL. Thanks for trying. Welcome to the party, pal.

Frederick Douglass will accept no less than VP on the ticket.

I do love me some Logitech mice, but it makes me sad that I will never be able to understand what it’s like to enjoy any type of ergonomic mouse.

I do love me some Logitech mice, but it makes me sad that I will never be able to understand what it’s like to enjoy…

I love it when I come to Lifehacker and see an article with “best” in the headline, and can see that exact item IRL just by looking down at my keyboard. Granted, this is only the first or second time it has happened, but still.

I love it when I come to Lifehacker and see an article with “best” in the headline, and can see that exact item IRL…

I hear ya. I guess I just don’t think it does much good to yell at millions of young people who hopefully have learned the lesson the hard way now, and I do accept some excuses such as the facts that, especially for a newly-politically-engaged 19-22 year old trying to balance some combination of college, work, dating,…

This raises a question I hadn’t thought of before. I’m passingly familiar with police enforced trespass warnings. I used to work at a theme park, and we regularly gave them out to teens and adolescents who started fist-fights, flagrantly violated safety guidelines, or harassed other guests. I didn’t work in security…

I’m fully with you, and I voted for her, but a piece of the blame for that election also lies with the Democratic party itself. If they hadn’t conspired to ensure that Hillary beat Bernie out for the nomination, he would have been the candidate, and I do believe Sanders v. Trump would have ended differently from…

I agree with your substitution but I don’t think you understand how mathematical relationship symbols work.

I get that you already addressed that these aren’t rules, in a strict sense. But I’d like to expand on your explanation that most of these words should be reserved only for when they are most specifically applicable by pointing out that words like these also have a place in preventing redundancy.

Wait, can you shield reflect two guardian shots simultaneously in the game, or is that just some creative license the video takes? I don’t think I’ve ever had occasion to try that, as you’d have to get both guardians to fire at the exact same time.

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Oh, how I hate these things. Just learn to love a normal round cookie, and save yourself the headache. $17 sounds like a good deal, but not when you think of it as a disposable tool. And you will throw it away the first time you’re faced with washing the damn thing.

Oh, how I hate these things. Just learn to love a normal round cookie, and save yourself the headache. $17 sounds…

Charles Barkley may be an importer but how fast can he make the Kessel run?

I use a Google Sheets spreadsheet for this, and each year I copy it to a new file and I just insert two new columns (one for Christmas, one for birthdays) beside the old columns to keep track of what I’ve previously bought for friends and family. That way, if I suddenly think “Hey, I bet they’d love these bluetooth…

I had never really heard about the “fake Native American shit” in detail, apart from knowing that Trump calls her Pocahantas for some reason, so I just looked it up. Google quickly pointed me to Snopes, and from what I read there it sounds incredibly overblown. Like, multiple newspapers investigated whether she used…

It’s on Netflix now. I’m loving what TruTV is doing right now. They started with ARE, got a lot of buzz via YouTube, then quickly punted the show to Netflix after airing for a smooth handoff between ad revenue from the first-airings and royalty revenue from streaming. Concurrent to that success, they started…

I can’t easily explain why that diamond-encrusted Mercedes made me crave fried chicken, but it did.

I can’t speak for noender, but as someone with about 20 hours logged so far, I concur that the game is a broken mess. I'm not giving up on it, but it doesn't help to pretend everything is fine when the house is on fire. Don't be a fanboy, be a critical thinker.

If you think the S is bad, try having just the M. You’ll have headaches, a raw and bleeding sore throat, body aches, fever, and you’ll have to pee every 20 minutes because you keep drinking ice water to soothe your throat. It sucks.

“So if you feel weird after a big meal—Chinese or otherwise—you may be imagining the symptoms or you may be experiencing something totally unrelated to MSG.”