This man is gay? NO! Impossible!

Tortured artist is tortured.

You're cute. But I have enough people living under my bridge. Go back to your own.

Except this video spends .2 seconds on each accent. I prefer her version!

I believe the plural is "pe-ni"

I was waiting for someone to post that! ;}

"As I continued to call for support for infertile woman, another male voice taunted, "Can't you even bear a child?' "

This ending fucking destroyed me for months. I think I was in the 6th grade when I saw it. FUCKING TERRIBLE IMAGES

I have a friend named Bob, who has a brother. Bob and brother got very, very high on THC strips. Bob is always complaining they don't makes these strips anymore. Used to be able to hide them underneath his Listerine strips at the airport. ANYWAY — brother got WAY too high one night. Maybe two or three strips got stuck…

Rutger Hauer's death monologue is still my fav of all time. I still get chills when I hear it. Ah, amazing sic-fi, how I miss thee.

more money = longer marriage

look Matt! You have your own trolls! I have never been more proud!

"Newp, not this planet." said the aliens, as they turned their spaceship around.

DIAF

This is funniest thing I've ever read. And at the same time, it sounds like it has potential to be a Hangover-esque bad buddy comedy.

Professor Plumms with the intuition in the blogosphere — you win! :-)

The girl in the flouncy black feather thingy looks PISSED that she's wearing the only flouncy black feather thingy!

Ugggghhh she's so cute I want to steal her identity and then get caught up in some cross country hijinks as she tries to win back her identity and then apologize and be friends in the end.