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Can we get at least a partial transcript? It kills me to see my every website pivoting to video, especially when what drew me to Kotaku in the first place was the longreads.

Sega is back Bart... in pog form

Emulators come with tools that let you analyze which parts of the memory change when certain actions happen. For example, say this one memory address increases by 1 every time you collect a missile. Then you know that that memory address contains data for how many missiles you have. If you then do an action that

Toys R Us’s story is so sad because their demise wasn’t even their fault. They’re only collapsing because so much of their profit margin has been gobbled up by debt payments caused by the debt that they were saddled with when Bain Capital bought them back out in ‘05. They were never able to update themselves because

I believe you’re referring to a “moo” point. It refers to it being like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter.

Snape... Snape... Severus Snape!

Dog shows should be banned. They’re responsible for the interbreeding and genetic decline of dogs, their worsening health problems, and they’re also responsible for a lot of dogs ending up in shelters. This article is cute, but it doesn’t address the fact that dog shows are inherently unfair and in fact damaging to

I know I’m wrong to push him about it, because it’s a really shitty thing to do.

What do you think is the most “fucked to” show on TV/Netflix?

Seriously. I get that all these services see people are watching anime and want to get a cut of that money. But they’re failing to recognize that this is the exact kind of shit that just makes people say “fuck it, I’ll just watch a pirated version”.

You know what else is too complex for its own good? This INFINITE SCROLL BULLSHIT on all the I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gawker sites.

I would like to remind everyone that this is not censorship and that Playtonic as a private business has the right to express itself as they see fit. If they do not wish to include voice work by a controversial figure in their video game that is well within their right. Jon’s free speech was not violated in any way

Haven’t you heard? They opened up the classes, so there are Social Justice Demon Hunters, Social Justice Death Knights, Social Justice Rogues, Social Justice Shamans, Social Justice Hunters, Social Justice Mages, Social Justice Priests (they’ve been around for a while now), Social Justice Warlocks, and Social Justice

NES Classic has stock shortages (1.5 million+ sold to date) - “fuck Nintendo, deliberately withholding stock from people.”

He fingerbangs her in a crowded elevator. Meanwhile everyone else in the elevator tries to pretend they don’t know exactly what’s happening behind then and that they’re not horrified.

The shadow-issue is not entirely related, but the source of both of these problems (the nature of the hair/swimsuits) is the same. The shadow problem can be easily fixed, however.

If you want a technical explanation for this; it’s a rendering error, rather than a “glitch”.