N64 shortages: “Unprecedented demand!”

I mean, as soon as it was announced that this was going to be a Nintendo Store exclusive, everyone knew it was going to be a giant cluster fuck. But I don’t think anyone expected even Nintendo to fuck it up quite this bad.

There was a stretch of a few years way back where I was able to fake my way into E3. They made it so easy if you knew what you were doing, until they did a complete 180 and got super strict. Exhausting weeks but fun as hell.

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They seriously want us all to be Chinese peasants hunched over a computer for 20 hours a day mining gold in World of Warcraft to sell to some rich person.

And if you press it twice you do a barrel roll.

Oh, shit, no, not even a little bit intended.

Good to know that if someone ever holds a gun to my head and makes me choose between raping someone or “hacking” a Nintendo, I’ll get off easier if I choose the former.

Ten bucks says they were filming for reddit or Patreon or OnlyFans or something.

I’d never heard of major western or Japanese companies having Indian studios. Is that a thing now?

The first shows Cammy (in her trademark leotard rather than the pants seen in the artwork, interestingly enough)

In fact, I can’t remember the last time I saw a proper “line” at the gate.

I once had a guy sitting in front of me, who had reclined his seat, get up and start screaming at how he was going to hunt me down and kill me because every time I moved my knees jostled his seat. So ya, go ahead and put your seat back if you want, but I have absolutely no compunctions about making you feel every…

Are we actually supposed to be able to read that graffiti font...?

Are we actually supposed to be able to read that Street Fighter graffiti font?

god that company is run by such fucking assholes (and that includes Reggie)

How do you know that???????????

Hey look it’s Reed Richards.

Hey look it’s Reed Richards.