No one respects your authority anymore, do they?

I don’t really understand why Infiniti doesn’t have a version of the Leaf in its lineup. Or, a larger version, that offers more room, and a larger battery pack, but offers an all electric experience.

We understand.
None of this shit is funny, so looking for humor in this murky bullshit we call life shouldn’t be our first thoughts.

The thing I don’t understand, all of the events that caused the Russians to be able to interfere with the US Election happened before Trump was a sitting President.

So they surveyed people who’d just bought a new car, to see if other new cars made them excited?

Just another reason to live by the rule of:

The hope is that he’s too high-profile to fuck with. 😬

I didn’t see that one coming.

You mean ex-husband, right?

Not if it’s your parent having sex with your spouse.

And that’s why you should be friendly to the olds, so that they will leave all their stuff to you when they kick the bucket.

At this point, I’m convinced that Kellyanne Conway is a White House crisis actor, as I have trouble believing that her husband can write an op-ed for the Washington Post titled “Trump is a Racist President” while his wife is spouting Trump’s fictional version of events.

Can someone explain the logic or emotional mindset on why you would get out of your car and leave it running in the first place then step away long enough to have it stolen?

The camera is set to mirror image.

I’m guessing the video camera at the place her car was stolen from gave her everything she needed to know.

1 - No one deserves to have their property stolen by someone else, no matter the circumstances.

I’ll have to take your word for it, we don’t even have a local Mazda dealer—the closest ones to me are all at least two hours away.

Bitch, please.

My fleet of vehicles isn’t that old (7, 6, and 4), but my motorcycle collection is getting up there (2, 11, and 30).

You never had to worry about rattles or exhaust leaks, because the plastic gear in the transmission would get worn out every 35k miles, causing the shitbox to not move at all.